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[Dr coco @mujhecryaraha]

People having sex like rabbits and reproducing 6 kids on average are responsible for this madness

[Rukh @imissRukh]

کوئی تصور کرسکتا ہے کہ ہمارے ملک میں غریب اپنا بدلہ یوں بھی لے سکتا ہے ۔۔۔پنجاب پولیس نے کر دکھایا ہے
تعریف تو بنتی ہے

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

my biggest disorder is seeing the good in whores

[K. @RotiKholDeyo]

loved it when he slapped him back
also, in the future, if anything happens to that petrol pump guy, this man should be the prime suspect.

[Sajid usmani @sajidusmani787]

نام نہاد شعوری طبقہ نے

پہلے کہا ہائے ہائے وسیم یتیم مر گیا ریاست کہاں ہے۔

ریاست نے انگڑائی لی تو کہا ملزم گرفتار کیوں سی سی ڈی کہاں ہے۔

پھر وہ خبر آ گئی کہ ظالم جہنم واصل ہوا

تو پھر کہا لاش کدھر ہے ہم لاش کی فوٹو دیکھے بغیر نہیں مانیں گے پولیس نے اسے چھپا دیا

پھر لاش سامنے آئی جنازہ سامنے آیا تو کہا
ہائے ظالم کو کیوں مارا اسکے بچے یتیم ہو گئے
تم نے زیادتی کر دی ہے۔

اگر یہ شعور ہے تو میں ایسے شعور پر لعنت بھیجتا ہوں

[Khalid bin Waleed | خالد بن وليد أبوبشيت @B1NWAL33D]

Haters:
Why aren't Muslims working together? Where is the Ummah?

🇸🇦 🇵🇰 🇹🇷 :
Let's make a joint defence agreement

Haters:
Fake agreement! No one believes you!

🇸🇦🇵🇰🇹🇷 :
More Muslim countries will join the alliances once it gets off the ground

Haters:
You are all traitors! 🤡

[Walli Potter 🇵🇰 @QaziWalli]

Today we visited the Nawaz Sharif Center of childhood excellence. And I am flabbergasted at the quality of services they were providing. It catered to ages from 2-8. 80% of kids being from a lower socio-economic background. It was better than any elite institute LUMS, Aitchison..

[MKRM 🇵🇰 @goyboy9898]

On August 6, 2013,
specialized "Musa Company" of the Pakistan Army's SSG moved roughly 450 meters into Indian territory and ambushed an area patrol of the 21 Bihar Regiment near the forward Sarla Post brutally decapitating and killing five Indian soldiers

[Sher Khan @K4anSh3r]

I am a Pashtun from KP. One of our bravest is martyred by the TTP. While Punjabis mourn with me, pay tribute to him, and their officers in Police vow revenge, Afghans across the Durand mock and celebrate his murder.

I will always choose a Punjabi brother over these monsters.

[Shafaat Ali @iamshafaatali]

ہاف فرائی فل فرائی پر اختلاف اپنی جگہ لیکن پنجاب پولیس جس سبک رفتاری سے اس قسم کے ملزمان کو پکڑتی اس پر پوری پنجاب حکومت تعریف کی مستحق ہے۔

[Red Marker - پیرِ ٹویٹر @RedMarkar]

Seyed Mohammad Marandi US-born dual citizen and English-language mouthpiece for IRGC

Born 14 May 1966 in Richmond, Virginia; lived his first 13 years in the US and Holds dual Iranian-US citizenship.

[Red Marker - پیرِ ٹویٹر @RedMarkar]

Germany Warns Iran and Houthis Ahead of Istanbul R4+E3 Talks

German Foreign Minister Johann Wadephul called for joint action to protect international shipping routes before leaving for Istanbul.

"We will not accept Iran and the Houthi militias holding global trade hostage and continuing to strangle the world's energy and fertilizer supplies. The indiscriminate attacks on shipping and neighbouring countries must end," he said.

He is meeting foreign ministers from Türkiye, Pakistan, KSA, Egypt, the UK and France.

[Couchspams @Guardian_glow1]

@AllayaAlla96476 @shafaqdurray_ So should have gone with her brother, or Rona nhi karna chahiyee

[Fenómeno @Fenomenesh]

They had sex inside a holy mosque bruh.

[SPARTAN SIX @Spartannxo]

Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un Sir 🇵🇰

You still took down two of them even while going down yourself.

[Sher Khan @K4anSh3r]

Forever indebted to these bravehearts.

[MirH_x @MirH_x]

Why are they allowed the courtesy of receiving the body and holding funerals. And then other ttp ppl are allowed to attend the funeral freely. Taliban don't give a shit about Geneva convention. These honorable burial rights should not be extended to these cavemen.

[Casper @PakPMO22]

As a Muslim and a Pakistani, if I have to take a side between Iran and Saudi Arabia, I choose Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 a thousand times over. Period.

هَلْ جَزَاءُ الْإِحْسَانِ إِلَّا الْإِحْسَانُ

[Shahab @hashurtag]

Notice the terrain. Very similar to the triad of Balochistan - Sistan - Afghanistan. The Pakistanis and Chinese are preparing for the worst case scenarios.