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@John55183604 @miss_penpen @ChristyDanFan When did I say that? I have no idea either way but the way she said she spoke to someone in Adelaide made me laugh.

I haven’t gone to Woolworths for a few years, I find the fruit and veg isn’t fresh. I go to Harris Farm for perishables and Aldi for non-perishables. Problem?

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@consult_kerry @samthe_eagle @AlboMP Never seen it before. I’d happily have it as our flag tomorrow.

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@samthe_eagle @AlboMP How will I know which retailers to shop at if Albo doesn’t tell me? Disgraceful.

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@jessbakersmith Should be finger a ginger coz it rhymes.

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@news_australian I don’t have a strong opinion. I will be having a bbq & going to the beach on the day but would happily have it moved if people want.
I definitely will not be buying cheap plastic merch. I haven’t done that since I was a recent immigrant to Australia trying too hard to fit in.

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@miss_penpen @ChristyDanFan She does, you’ve learned so much about my life from chatting to me on Twitter for 2 minutes. Well done. It’s like you know everything about me. Tell me more about myself please.

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@missrobinson It’s just right wingers yet again trying to import USA culture & USA talking points.

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@miss_penpen @ChristyDanFan Thanks for this. You’ve changed my mind. You ARE an expert & so knowledgeable. Thanks again, I’ll take the rest of the night to reflect on my behaviour.
I’ve asked my wife to slap my botty for questioning you. A screenshot of the share price for one day has destroyed my point.

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@mittbag @hughriminton USA is lost, UK is lost, Australia is next and soon Murdoch media will be able to focus just on our country.

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@mittbag @hughriminton We have to take it seriously. Look at the uk, the cookers have been in power since Brexit and Australia is heading that way. We have a similarly terrible press (coincidently dominated by the same person), please take this seriously, I beg you.

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@miss_penpen @ChristyDanFan I believe that you wanted to give me a laugh. Thanks again.

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@plalor That’s some political jujitsu right there. It’s very hard to dodge all the hits the right wing cooker’s blows whilst making hits of your own.

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@ScottJonesy @rickygervais Nice reference.

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@hughriminton I’ve been boycotting google this past fortnight and it’s been tough. Ask Jeeves and Yahoo keep taking me to the wrong places. Oh well.

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@miss_penpen @ChristyDanFan Genuinely can’t tell if you’re real or a parody. If you are, well done you got me.

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@miss_penpen @ChristyDanFan You spoke to “someone” that works in a Woolies in Adelaide? Hahaha, wow, that’s definite and unequivocal proof that everything they said is gospel. Nobody’s in Adelaide on a good day, hahaha. Made me laugh, thank you for that, it’s been a tough week.

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@PeterWMurphy1 Even if I wanted to, I wouldn’t be able to get through more than 5 minutes of the project. I feel sorry for anyone who gets their news from such dropkicks.

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@7Cricket I think you need to be a bit more strategic in who you give the player mic too. It’s quite uncomfortable trying to listen to Greeny whilst he’s also trying to give instructions and give bowlers feedback. Good access but bad flow and disruptive.
I know it’s only T20 but cmon guys.

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@fireballmudflap @7Cricket Wow that was intense 🤣

Nothing wrong with a bit of gallows humour on a Friday evening.

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@CricCrazyJohns Thank you for this JioCinema. It’s much easier to masterbate to footage of Rohit knowing I won’t get interrupted midway through my wank.