Tom Hemsley

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

The problem they had doing peace treaties on cuneiform clay tablets is that you had to press down ridiculously hard to see your signature on all three copies. https://t.co/WbHI7IcNq6

[Ticia Verveer @ticiaverveer]

The Treaty of Kadesh of c. 1258 BC,
between Ramesses II (The Great, 1279-1213 BC and the Hittite king Muwatalli II (1295-1272 BC), holds the distinction as the world's first peace treaty.
https://t.co/gAfDSYEGTU #anatolia #Egypt #archaeology

[Richard M. Nixon @dick_nixon]

There are Trump people here. I think they are with us for the reasons anyone else is, because we play it straight. I'd say to them first, everybody, that if the President, current, former, future, whatever, cuts off questions and dances alone for an hour, we all have a problem.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@amerrill2 Yeah but if you're looking for some peace and quiet while you finish your manifesto on industrial society and its future that's where you'll be finding it.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@joshuacassara @JasonCopland What if Roy Lichtenstein and Mark Rothko teamed up?

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@michaelharriot Columbus
Schmidt's Sausage Haus
Bahama Mama, German Potato salad, peanut butter and chocolate cream puff.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@IwriteOK

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@CivGame Is that why it stopped working? Its crashing every time I try to start it.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@JasonKPargin You all got me watching this and it took until about this episode that I realized no one I know has ever seen Willy and Wile E Coyote in the same room at the same time. Are you sure he didn't have any imdb credits? Ones he shared with Chuck Jones?

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@Space_Sausages @edokeefe @SenBobCasey @tammybaldwin @EricHovde You need a blue check to replicate what being interesting does.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@johndrutecki Happy birthday, John

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@LucySussex @Richard_Kadrey He doesn’t realize there’s a difference between someone seeking asylum and being committed to an insane asylum. He doesn’t realize the word has more than one meaning.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@lankeymarlon @OCATCOfficial It highly depends on where you work.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

What's the matter, chief? You've barely touched your banana kaboom.

[a knight who remembered his meows @ManuclearBomb]

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@EddieAlfano My dream is to meet that person but have them be an exact physical doppelgänger of me except with the addition of a handlebar mustache.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@EddieAlfano I'm sorry to have believed Joey P was a murderer and I'm definitely glad he's not dead in a ditch somewhere.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

At least one guy in this Delaware outlet mall parking lot is blasting Pink Floyd right now.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@BilliamBezos Yeah

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

The obvious thing that public sector unions in red states need to do in response to stuff like this is open-ended strikes that shut down public services. This is life or death. The things that make those strikes hard to pull off are the areas the labor movement needs to work on.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@GregFromCos @ChristnNitemare @Peter_Wehner @TheAtlantic If anything starts at conception its evangelicals being wrong.

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@Tony_Pesta Danny Ferry

[Tom Hemsley @Guavaking]

@playazball Tim is also trending.