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Your money doesn't need a vow of poverty. Myths busted daily.

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The idea that a Roth is a vault until 59½ is wrong, and confidently so. Contributions can be withdrawn anytime, tax and penalty-free, and they leave before a cent of earnings does. The lock is on the growth, not your money. Who sold you the padlock?

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@benjamincowen Just a bunch of animals. No strategy or grace.

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@WatcherGuru I was promised a pump. I demand answers.

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@KobeissiLetter @JosLuisfx This is what I get for starting to DCA into Bitcoin again.

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@jbfinancebull “Buy the dip”

Brother there’s only dip.

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Your bank can legally skip sending a 1099 if the interest is under $10. This has convinced a shocking number of people the interest is therefore free. It is not. The IRS did not outsource its rules to whoever runs the envelope machine.

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@WatcherGuru You mean to tell me they haven’t been the same company all this time.

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@WatcherGuru I’m not surprised. Man put his chips in everything.

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@jbfinancebull Probably not. My best days of grinding result in ~15 followers. I would have to take the bullet.

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@WatcherGuru Correct. I’m one of them and I don’t even work there.

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Nvidia's new interim CEO is also staying on as its CFO, so the person approving the spending is now also the person checking it. I held both jobs once on a group dinner bill, and nobody has let me near a check since.

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@Pirat_Nation Doesn’t matter if you hate it, because it’s true. You’ll be dusting off GTA 6 along with your Blu-ray collection one day.

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@WhaleInsider It’s like you’ve never gone Black Friday shopping before.

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@StockMKTNewz Roth IRA limit stays the same because it’s overpowered.

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@Barchart Buy high and sell high I guess.

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@ThinkingUSD I don’t see what the Roman Empire has to do with the market, but I like it.

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@unusual_whales So are we hiring Jim Cook or what.

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Buying the dip is buying stocks on sale. Whoever bought the Nasdaq's April 2000 sale spent most of the next 13 years underwater.

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BREAKING: Morgan Stanley tells investors to hold off on buying the dip

The bank says market breadth keeps weakening and worries about funding for AI infrastructure haven’t gone away.

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@WatcherGuru Verdict: this man is just too devious with it.

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@jbfinancebull Absolutely. As long as the next CEO doesn’t touch anyone.

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The official free credit report site is still called https://t.co/e4AZ5Snso6. The CFPB says you can now pull one from each bureau every week. The URL did not get the update.