Retarded Mom

@GucciMane1017

Cougar? ... Im not that scary, Am I?

Joined September 2012

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almost 14 years ago

I heard my son's girlfriend screaming "Oh God!" in his bedroom upstairs ... Im so glad he found a good religious girl.

almost 14 years ago

My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home.

almost 14 years ago

My son and his girlfriend are still kids at heart they still love bouncing up and down on my bed when I'm cooking.

almost 14 years ago

Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room ... sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework!

almost 14 years ago

I heard a song that says, "I drowned in the pussy so I swam to her butt."...the last person I know that swam to the butt was nemo.

almost 14 years ago

My son's black friends always ask me if I can "make it clap"...of course I can? All I need is two hands.

almost 14 years ago

My son sent a text to his girlfriend saying "Im gonna tear that pussy up!". He's grounded! animal abuse is NOT tolerated in this household.