Victoria Masucci

Enjoy.

[Victoria Masucci @Gucci_Masucci]

Nothing says love quite like graffiting your girl's name on an overpass.

[Victoria Masucci @Gucci_Masucci]

I came on Twitter to say two things that happened at the bar last night:
1. Someone played @andygrammer and I wanna know who because why were not in 2014🤷🏽‍♀️ and 2. I called out the trivia man for catering his questions to middle aged white people🖕🏽☺️

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@grethanboo

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@shughes715 Bingo!

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Out of the last 4 times I’ve had Chinese food, 3 of my fortune cookies had NO fortune. What’s that mean y’all???? 💀💀💀

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Don’t break a pinky promise bro.

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This too shall pass

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Opened my dryer to find out that I had left a full pack of gum in my jacket pocket😭 Only damage is now all my clothes smell minty🤷🏽‍♀️👍🏽

[𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙗𝙯 @herbzzOG]

officially off the market....nobody took me, mi just expire.

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I thought today was Friday. #nightshiftlife

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

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@Em_bexxx @Shay_Trey

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I think my new favorite Spanish phrase is “tirar pedos” which in English literally means “throwing farts”😂💨

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I don’t know when I got my citizenship, but I’m definitely part of Bachelor Nation😂 #bachelorette2019 @AlabamaHannah

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Got switched to first class👌🏽 Later peasants😎

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I had a dream last night that @ArianaGrande wanted to sponsor one of my Guatemalan kids🤣

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I am being a dramatic millennial I know but #awksauce

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I AM HORRIFIED: I liked someone’s photo who I don’t follow nor even know very well lmao this is it. This is the end.

[Victoria Masucci @Gucci_Masucci]

Third and final fedora spotted in my plane🙃

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I never fail to see a fedora at the airport. Dude it’s 5:30 am, chill.

[Victoria Masucci @Gucci_Masucci]

Counts already at 2. Only 6 minutes between spottings😂