Patches O’Houlihan

Retweeting to fill the void

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Bosnia?

[micah❗️ @zapatasbande]

people in real life: hey man hows it going

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Mike Vrabel in cheating on your wife therapy:

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ 🇿🇦🇪🇸 @cagiago_]

Charlie Kirk was still alive the last time Spurs won a premier league game.

[Maia @maiamindel]

"peter thiel is funding clavicular, a streamer who hits his face with a hammer" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn

[shako @shakoistsLog]

My father, was a jestergooner. And one night, he gets frame mogged by an ASU frat leader. Mommy gets the bonesmasher to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.

[jønny @jonnycollage]

Me after I kill the white man that lives in my head:

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

BOURDAIN: Alright so tell me what this is.
CITIZEN: This is apple pie. It is a classic American food.
BOURDAIN: Okay, so-- wait, what are you doing?
CITIZEN: I am adding a small scoop of ice cream.
BOURDAIN: [chuckling skeptically] All right. All right. Fuck it. Let's do this.

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

When a Mexican is born they get sorted Harry Potter style into the fan bases of the Steelers, Raiders, 49ers, or Cowboys regardless of their geographical location

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Dominican Shortstop Ricky Moneys. It’s like A Tribe Called Quest. You gotta say the whole thing.

[bernie johnson @berniesjohnson]

@scott61077769 @tittyclip_ HE ISNT THROAT GOAT!!! Trump could throat more than him any day!!

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

there’s an ambiguously southern accented voice in my head telling me to git. go on, it tells me

[weather @dsxf234161]

huge ass tornado in 4 years

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

These were my grandfather’s last words before he passed away in 1998