Reel-S-tay-t

Riskit

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂😂😂

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

When someone tries to provoke me but there’s money in my account

[Reel-S-tay-t @Guchu22]

"A man with new ideas is a madman," until his ideas triumph

[Reel-S-tay-t @Guchu22]

Na iii tabia ya wamama na waschana kuniona nyuma yao usiku na kuharakisha si msurii akiz...

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

There are things I hear people say they do and I just keep my opinion to myself to avoid sounding primitive. Kama hii wanaita waxing. Going to a stranger you’re meeting for the first time,and getting naked so that they can shave your pubic hair,while they subtly compress your west pokot,is an abomination in where i come from. Yani ata sipati iyo picha msuri aki

Na hii ni mambo ya hii vijana ya town!? Sisi wa ushago unajua ata ile wakati tunaenda osiptal,kama mimi siwesi teremsa surual daktari anidungu mkundu. Apana. Kama dawa haidungwi mkono,wewe pitisha sidando kwa long’i. Mambo ya kuniona sende hairuhusiwi. Nakumbuka babu yangu pia alileta shida sana pale North kinangop, walipomuambia akumie kwa mkebe ati wapime.
Alisema kama hawaezi pima damu,ni heri akufe

Bwana these town kalulus that have been brought up by strong independent women have no idea what masculinity is. Kasia sana!

[ً @artfuIchaos]

normalize saying “unfortunately you’re no longer a safe person for me and I refuse to continually sacrifice my nervous system to make you feel comfortable”

[Reel-S-tay-t @Guchu22]

@Rashousmane Wee Mane jiheshimu akyy😂

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

ur respect for yourself must be greater than your desire to feel loved

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

People who spend long periods of time at home and slowly lose the desire to go outside often think they're just resting. But psychologically, many of them are experiencing something called mental rumination. It's a state where the brain starts slowing down while the number of thoughts inside keeps increasing and the motivation to do anything slowly disappears. The mind gets stuck in the past, worries about the future and burns itself out. This isn't laziness, it's a nervous system stuck in survival mode. And the longer it lasts, the more distant normal life begins to feel. And the difficult part is that you usually can't escape it through one massive burst of motivation. And sometimes,recovery starts with just one small step.

[Byrent @ByrentChumo]

Your childhood friends will never respect you, even if you become the President of North Korea.

[I @W_Asherah]

Nah. The poverty levels in Kilifi should be a crime. Kids are on the road begging for water from tourists. WATER!!! Tf? I was like - what do you mean water when there's a fresh water river entering the sea right there? Kilifi governors nini shida yenu kweli? Maji?

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

The more religious you become, the more you get detached from reality. You begin to see every challenge as a spiritual attack and every battle begins to have invisible enemies.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

POV: finding out the price of furniture after moving out of your parents house

[Victor @_ko5p_]

still dont know my purpose in life but I do love boobs

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

"Fungua mahali ulichora diagram" is one statement that still terrifies me to this day.

[𝓹 @Dboyypraise]

"I didn't see Alvarez so I bought you rodri, will you manage it??"

me:

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

What women call ovulation is basically what us men feel everyday. We produce testosterone almost 20 times more than women on daily basis. And you can Imagine how wild women get during ovulation,mwingine alinipigia simu saa nane usiku,ananiambia kim nimelemewa kuja,nikamwambia aniwekee fare,she sent 5K,nikazima simu. Mtu anataka utoke kasarani saa tisa usiku,uende mpaka Bulbul huko ngong ukaswage yeye,ichieni bwana?

Na ujue ni siku tatu tu,now imagine if women were ovulating 30 days a month. Unajua wanaume tungekua katika hali ya atari sana bwana. These people would be rapping us,vigorously! Thats why I laugh when i hear people say men are sexually indisciplined. Do you know what discipline it takes to walk with an upright penis in CBD,where 96% of the women have their thighs outside? Na saa ingine jua huwa inawaka,testosterone inapanda,unambao mpaka unaskia kitefutefu bwana. Ziet!!

Earth is hard!

[Reel-S-tay-t @Guchu22]

Process ya kupika nayo ni refu acha nilambe glucose ya 5bob nilale