Guerrilla Logic

Whatever... Just no onions in my tacos, man.

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

Idk if you’ve ever seen a picture of him, but you look exactly like Ernest Hemingway.

If I was casting his biography, you’d be my #1 pick.
@rickygervais

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

No way of posting this to not look like spam, but the browser "Brave" literally pays you in cryptocurrency for being online.

Use my link and we'll both get paid. Or maybe just I will. idk.
https://t.co/hffo2rpclS

#bitcoin #cryptocurrencies #btc #eth #ltc #forex #bat #money

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

@DanCrenshawTX 217,000 / 36,540,000 = .006%

Good job, you just made Canadian Healthcare look awesome.

#BernieSanders @BernieSanders @People4Bernie

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

Birds aren’t real.
You support lies.
@AmOrnith

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

My mind tells me to finish law school.

My heart tells me to join the #YPG and fight for #Rojava in Syria.

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

Thoughts like this is why girls don’t want to fuck you.

Union solidarity make pussys wet. https://t.co/kR4MRAy6IW

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

If you want to really hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts.

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

In a world full of monogamy, be a hoe.

#inspirational

[Gary Busey @THEGaryBusey]

Ice cream truffle fries!

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

Weird foreshadowing.
I had a Lt. Dan moment 4 months later.
I literally describe it as my “Lt. Dan moment.”
“IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!” https://t.co/SXAq2a2fwd

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

I've always wanted to have a fight with god like Lt. Dan.

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

Good!
Whatever it takes to stop these dumb super hero movies.

Deus ex machina can’t save you now, old man.

@TheRealStanLee https://t.co/uJBWOTxt41

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Stan Lee, 95, reportedly rushed to hospital https://t.co/z4dnKkErUP

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

Poppycock: Heroin induced whiskey dick.

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

DMX: Tax code gonna make me lose my mind.”

Judge: Up in here?

DMX: Up in here.

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

What do you think about Mr. Busey's version of fine Italian dining? It's his first time making spaghetti. @GordonRamsay https://t.co/xjps4fTZ11

[Gary Busey @THEGaryBusey]

Here it is, made with love.

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

Alexa, play "I Hurt Myself Today" by John Wayne.

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

Obama did 9/11.

#NeverForget911

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

But you know math, & that's really cool!
You're like Issac Newton. He died a virgin, but had hella math cred. I have mad respeck for Newton. https://t.co/gEOvscHSQG

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

Friends don't let friends be cops and friends don't let friends suck cop dick.

Your friends failed you. https://t.co/tRBTWUJSo7

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

Do you ever talk about anything else?

I agree with what you say, but you're like a broken clock.
How about a fart joke? https://t.co/asNvGk0fkA

[Guerrilla Logic @GuerrillaLogic]

I've literally never been offered to buy crack.

Where do homeless people find crack cocaine?