Patrick 🌚 Guffey

I jam out to elevator music

[Patrick 🌚 Guffey @GuffeyX]

Open dare for someone to record themselves asking if they can get their in-flight meal “the Ocky way”

[Patrick 🌚 Guffey @GuffeyX]

“It was a very flavorful burp, but in a like, prosciutto sort of way”

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Top ten of “Unprompted texts that I would love to get” easily

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@evnstoll We can run it back anytime

[Patrick 🌚 Guffey @GuffeyX]

@emilynussbaum “Yo-yo Ma and Ghostface Killa to the stage for Muffin Top”

[Patrick 🌚 Guffey @GuffeyX]

Should've bought a horse, idiot lol

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The problem:
•covid•
•gun violence•
•rent gouging•

The solution:
E L E C T R O L Y T E S

[POWERADE @POWERADE]

Problem? What problem?

[Patrick 🌚 Guffey @GuffeyX]

@Gabrus please take a look at this. Thought you’d get a kick out of it

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Arthur Shelby is the new Bane of impressions that everyone does

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“We are an organization of a different dimension, Mr. Shelby.”

[Patrick 🌚 Guffey @GuffeyX]

If you have 1 minute to spare, consider filling out this survey for my friend!

I timed it myself and it literally took 48 seconds to fill out AND didn’t take any personal information

[Caity @hineseyy]

the below survey is still open until 5pm Eastern! it'll only take you a few minutes, please fill it out!

[Patrick 🌚 Guffey @GuffeyX]

@EliDaTubaGuy @ShadeFish1

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@mynameisjt @bobbyscar @CursedTags

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Biden sitting there next to those giant books as if they aren’t the ancient Jedi texts 🙄🙄 smh

[Patrick 🌚 Guffey @GuffeyX]

Can’t wait to show off my new recipe

[Patrick 🌚 Guffey @GuffeyX]

@JackAtana

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@dave_schilling “I’m not trying to get that thigh meat contaminated, ya know? That’s not happening.”

Wise words

[Patrick 🌚 Guffey @GuffeyX]

“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”

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“That’s rough, buddy”

[Patrick 🌚 Guffey @GuffeyX]

Use your voice

https://t.co/w9NgYBGkUn