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The CDC: Announces a respiratory virus outbreak.
America: Panics and buys every single roll of toilet paper in a 50-mile radius like weโre preparing to mummify ourselves. ๐งป๐ฑ
The CDC today: Announces an actual, literal explosive diarrhea outbreak.
America: Aisle 4 the toilet paper aisle is fully stocked. Completely untouched. Crickets. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฉ
Honestly, who can understand us? Our priorities are a psychological mystery that not even science can solve. Happy wiping, everyone. Or not, apparently.
@pizzahut โ Really disappointed in my order from the New Caney, TX location. Both pizzas were overcooked, dry, and lukewarm. Despite ordering extra sauce, there was almost none. To make it worse, the pasta was incredibly dry and covered in an insane amount of Italian seasoning.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) conducted a raid at a Hyundai battery plant construction site in Georgia on Thursday, September 4, 2025, detaining 475 people for employment violations, including illegal crossings and visa overstays.
The large-scale operation, which is the largest single-site enforcement action in Homeland Security's history, resulted in the suspension of construction at the site and has sparked cooperation with the South Korean government.
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