Ollie

I'm Ollie. I'm a black labrador and a guide dog. I'm a bit stupid and love food and.. well everything!

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

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[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

Leave me alone, I'm sleeping. I woke-up 3 times to go to the loo last night. Either I've had a bad tummy or I just like waking him up at random intervals...

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

I'm back, and I'm 7! This is good, because now I'm allowed on the big bed. I'm getting spoiled! It's raining now, which is shit, because it was snowing, and I love the snow. #bastardWeather

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

So, I thought it was a train that went up a hill, but it was a bloody plane! Didn't mind it though. #FirstTimeFlyer

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

Absolutely bloody gutted. Not allowed to play in the garden because of the grass seed that was sewn to cover my excavations! #unfair

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

Easter means one thing... Chocolate within easy reach. Already pilfered 3 bunnies! #pro

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

A ticking clock, a snoring dog, the sound of the rain, birds. A distant chain saw. That's what I (cont) https://t.co/auU1n6TdyQ

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

Oh God, he's rehearsing another play. More boredom for me. What pointless nonsense! I'd rather have a run, nick some food and have a pooh.

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

Managed to steal a doughnut during a book launch tonight. I say this is a win, others would say it's pure evil! #result!

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

Tesserae by BJ Edwards https://t.co/qRoVJKHw1w

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

I nabbed a Kinder egg yesterday! Let's hope 2017 brings me more thieving success! #woof

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

2 years ago I ate a whole basket of nuts. This year I intend to better that by eating a whole cristmas tree! #yum

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

So, could somebody please tell me why I'm not allowed mince pies? Thanks. #confused

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

Had a long train journey yesterday. Went to somewhere called Hull, no idea why! Twas bloody boring and nothing to nick. #sad

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

Yippee! Already pilfered 2 chocolate Santas, and it's not even December! #thief #result

[Simon Witcombe @simonwitcombe]

Infinitely slow,
the moon fades in the soft sky
fleeing the sun's fire.

[Simon Witcombe @simonwitcombe]

I hear you singing
sometimes. The rising of joy,
up through the layers.

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

He's got a new book out. Something about poetry, I have to listen to him talk about it. It's called Tesserae. #boring #poetry

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

I had a solo run yesterday. They accidentally shut me out and I sodded off to the park! #result

[Ollie @GuideDogOliver]

I want a Donald Trump toy so I can tear it to pieces! #Trump #USA "