𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling

𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐚'𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩. | PARODY. | NOT @elpwrestling

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

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𝙎𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣',
𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙡 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙙,
𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙚.

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𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙢𝙖𝙣.

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↻ & ♡

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Thanks. Wanna touch them?

[UNHOLY .ᐟ┊PARODY @hymnsinblood]

Hey. Nice tits.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

ㅤ
𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙘𝙧𝙮
𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙚.
ㅤ

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Custom fitted just for you. Hop in.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

What is it?

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Hey, @MADEFORWEALTH. Got you a birthday present.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

If you're free tomorrow, we could start going through things then? I can only imagine how much you're itching to do something, ANYTHING, in the ring.

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

Oh, dude, you’re amazing! Let’s absolutely do it. You have no idea how anxious I’ve been to actually move around.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Hey @heartofvioIence.

I put together a list of low intensity holds and submissions that we could practice, if you wanted. It was a bit challenging, given your circumstances but I made it work. If you wanna try them out, just let me know!

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Yeah, absolutely. And it's not just a little Halloween video. It's a little Halloween video of the most gorgeous woman alive.

[Girl all the bad guys want. ≛ NOT @ImKingKota @HeartGoneIce]

You came, beautiful man? From a little Halloween video?

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Wow, deja vu.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Don’t be fucking dramatic.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Trauma. So much trauma, yes.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

You’re so fucking impossible. I gave you SO MUCH in our relationship.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

I DIDN'T WANT GIFTS. ESPECIALLY NOT ONES BOUGHT WITH MY OWN MONEY.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

WITH THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I BOUGHT YOU, IT WAS BASICALLY OUR BANK ACCOUNT.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

HOBBIES I DIDN'T AGREE WITH?! YOU DRAINED MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

God, are you still going on about “how I really am”? Fucking get over it. So what if I had hobbies you didn’t agree with?

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Blind? BLIND??

The only time I was blind was when I was dating your dumb ass. The moment I started seeing you for what you really were, I wanted NOTHING to do with you.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Just because you’re blind and an idiot doesn’t mean everyone else is.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Because I'm baffled another human being found you desirable.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

Then why are you still running your mouth?

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

You absolutely don't.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

I think I have plenty of freedom to speak to you.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

You have the freedom to speak, just not to me.

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

You come talking out in public, I think that gives me the freedom to speak, yeah?

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Notice how I never said your name, yet here you are?

[MONEY TALKS .ᐟ┊PARODY @MADEFORWEALTH]

What the hell are you on about now?

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

There's absolutely no shot that the worst human alive is in a relationship. I must need fucking glasses or something.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Well, anything we do would have to be extremely low impact and completely safe on your body. How do you feel about practicing submissions?

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

As much as humanly possible. Within the limits I currently have.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

I don't know how much you /can/ do, given your current state. How often are you working out?

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

Okay, cool. I’m itching to do /something/, literally /anything/, so help me out.

[𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮. | NOT @elpwrestling @GuidesTheLight]

Indeed, I do the training and stuff.

[DRIPPED IN GOLD .ᐟ｜PARODY @heartofvioIence]

@GuidesTheLight You do training and stuff, right?