James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody

TA at Columbia U | Mailroom for the Mayor @uncagedluke Dating @FranRPCapaldi tig ole biddy enthusiast #RP parody

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

James “Jimmy” Parsons

🎓 Teaching at Columbia U, untenured

🎓 unmarried with a cat

🎓 on the spectrum

🎓 has a secret; gooner and perv who prefers his students to women his own age

🎓 still a virgin

🎓 MDNI #RP only

[🎀𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓷𝔂🎀 @FranRPCapaldi]

𝑫𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒅? 😇

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

@abenormalagain “The hot shell casing though? What if it burns an unmentionable bit?”

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

Ever faithful to his beloved @FranRPCapaldi

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

@Neekolul_RP “Umm uhh ugh I…have…a ohh god…girlfriend.”

His pants are ruined.

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

@Neekolul_RP “Umm uhh ugh I…have…a ohh god…girlfriend.”

His pants are ruined.

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

@maddiezee_p Opens an umbrella.

"I simp for my one and only."

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

Ummm @FranRPCapaldi; we have to try something!

[邻家小医 @Linjiaxiaoyi]

性爱小技巧：
在男性射精前，摁或夹住肉棒的根部，肉棒不会管尿道有没有被堵塞，它会觉得自己已经射了，条件反射般抽搐，但精液一滴也不会射出来。抓住这个时机刺激龟头（时间别太久），就可以听到男孩绝望苛求的哭腔了。
而当你听够了求饶，放手让男孩尽情喷射时，他射精的质和量也一��会让你满意的。

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

@uncagedluke Raises his hand. “Umm what will your male employees have to do? I’d rather not….” Points at the poster.

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

@MrEllisJames @maddiezee_p The trick is, you can’t read in a dream. So if you are have a break from reality, try to read something and you’ll know exactly where you are.

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

@maddiezee_p @FranRPCapaldi Tosses the blood stained knife, looks around skittishly.

“Some things are better left alone.”

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

@FranRPCapaldi @TaewonRp Oh I didn’t realize Tae was from Peking. I could have sworn Korean. Domo arigatu Tae-San.

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

To prep for his first “official” date with @FranRPCapaldi; he reads his late mother’s Cosmo magazines from the early 2000s.

Articles such as 97 ways to spice up your life, 35 ways to drive him crazy, 67 ways to reignite the spark.

Showing up at her dorm with candy and flowers

[🎀𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓷𝔂🎀 @FranRPCapaldi]

"It's French!" 🇫🇷🥐🤤

[🎀𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓷𝔂🎀 @FranRPCapaldi]

My college friends and I play bowling with a different set of rules to make it more fun! 🎳

For instance, if you roll a gutterball you have to... 😳

Don't even ask what the boys get if they roll a strike! 🤪

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

“Ohh that’s so sweet of you @FranRPCapaldi; but you know how alcoholic drinks make my tummy hurt…they’re both for you? Oh okay.”

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@Lizzy_Olsen_ Oh! I do! Franny! I should go back to her.

I j-just came by to borrow some sugar. The f-front door was open.

[James ‘Jimmy’ Parsons Parody @GuidingHSAngels]

When @FranRPCapaldi makes me stay in the bedroom when she’s entertaining her ��friends”

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@Lizzy_Olsen_ Peeps through the knot hole in the wooden fence.