Guido Forge

Sheffield University. Entirely satirical coverage of SU and University goings on.

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[Guido Forge @GuidoForge]

Did anyone in Sheffield consider that they are writing their vote on PAPER. Is there no one who truly stands up for tree welfare? I’m sick of this farce.

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How dare such a thing be suggested https://t.co/eB7Wyno6GD

[JERICHO @s0m3thingvague]

@GuidoForge It's almost as if personal glory is all they truly care about rather then the good of the whole like they purport

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@s0methingvagu3 But it is the hill they will martyr themselves on none the less.

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Read this with the distant rustling of trees in the background, followed by a chainsaw revving up. https://t.co/c5nK8bXoCc

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I’ve been beaten. I can’t tell if this is real or a joke. https://t.co/QZG3uHscxy

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Oi, losers. Go vote.

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Weak imitation will not be tolerated. Do better https://t.co/veZJmYXZsF

[The Leadmill @Leadmill]

The Leadmill

[Guido Forge @GuidoForge]

Do you mean fuck? https://t.co/wXaPxg7jCw

[Sheffield SU @SheffieldSU]

What the **** is Normal? Writer and comedian Francesca Martinez has the answers, join her @SheffieldSU on 10 May @FestofDebate2018: https://t.co/FsXyv30kV3

[Guido Forge @GuidoForge]

Third from left laughing his way to an ASBO. If only there were more police to protect me from these wannabe criminals. https://t.co/pt1KBHZLox

[Uni of Sheffield Conservatives @UniShefCA]

USCA campaigning hard in Dore and Totley today, undeterred by the rain and spreading the positive Conservative message. Thanks to @Lee4NED for coming to give us a hand! #ConservativesDeliver #WetTories

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To be clear. I love sports and I don’t care who knows

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Keen https://t.co/YBR0s9oQ6N

[charlie @chaarlieporter]

@BunnGeo @inkandwater quick @GuidoForge ! George has a coffee and a laptop that says ‘elite’ on it !! so bourgeois amirite

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Heartfelt compliment or backhanded indictment? You decide. https://t.co/9pk90MFVNX

[Robin @TheWildeRobin]

Dom symbolises what the Tab does best - best of luck. https://t.co/qt6rgErAfR

[Guido Forge @GuidoForge]

This is perfect. Commiserations .@ShefUniFootball https://t.co/oAZUw1iQKk

[Sheffield Pom Sabrecats @PomSabrecats]

#wewontbemakingacomment

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I don’t know

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Some great ideas for improvements to the IC happening here https://t.co/ImO7qGZHlZ

[Robin @TheWildeRobin]

The library is asking for our ideas for an ideal study space

[Guido Forge @GuidoForge]

Turns out the only thing more terrifying than finding a Tory canvassing at your door is a photo of them knocking on it. https://t.co/xBSyGnwjmF

[Uni of Sheffield Conservatives @UniShefCA]

Great day out campaigning in Dore and Totley today. Lots of concern about the local council cutting down trees #ConservativesDeliver #Sheffield #VoteConservative

[Guido Forge @GuidoForge]

Is it only me who thinks of this when .@freeunisheff talk about moving around campus today?

[Guido Forge @GuidoForge]

No need. You write your own jokes about your life now. Be free. https://t.co/GH3zmeuzIw

[Guido Forge @GuidoForge]

Just don’t feed them after midnight. https://t.co/PdxvzbSLju