Mainframe Growth Hacker

Overwhelmed and underdressed
ACAB Deadass

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

I don't mean to seem like I care about material things
Like a social status
I just want
Four walls and
Adobe Creative
Suite for my girls

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

@trying_my_best_ What if I participated in a bad first date at pavement? Am I financially liable?

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

@NomanzTV gotta say this is a pretty dumpster fire take.

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

"I will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board!"

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

ok neymar's mic being the only audio broadcasted while he cries is pretty fucking woke. #CopaAmericaFINAL

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

the own a really nice coffee shop next to NEU

[chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie @trying_my_best_]

What are you missing by staying inside during your middle school years? Trauma??

[chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie @trying_my_best_]

Ok so obviously there’s no good age to be going through a pandemic but I do feel like people who are in middle school right now are getting off kind of easily

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

@trying_my_best_ please do not tarnish my name more than it already is. #notallguidos

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Hell yeah fucking Christmas Eve let’s fucking go!

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

@bananatheband Weathervanes - Freelance Whales
Burst Apart - Antlers (obvs)
Antisocialites - Alvvays
Veckatimest - Grizzly Bear
Clash the Truth - Beach Fossils

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

@dysmorfya white suburban emo girl*

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

I wish that I believed in fate
I wish I didn't sleep so late
I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders
I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders
I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

@RocketRemy that's only because 99% of my posts are garbage boss

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

@RocketRemy lmao

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

@rachelmillman cat balls

cat balls

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

@ChrisROuGhAN_ @charliebilello oh boi

[Mainframe Growth Hacker @Guido_ayy]

@NewGenMonk @WavyWillards @AllPraiseBe @drewisgooden nah im good, you're trying even harder to invalidate the protests