Guillermo Muro

Dejador de series compulsivo. Con la izquierda me gusta patear por respeto a dios. Amo a #JRR10 y #SM7. 74 ⭐️ 0 👻

[Guillermo Muro @GuilleMuro]

@madorni Renuncia ladrón

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@madorni Renuncia

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@chicodlasmillas Cómo te llamaron?

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@Ilovmerval 🙋🏻‍♂️

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@soymercano Euroviaje censurado, peliculon

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So true

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Guillermo Muro @GuilleMuro]

@Ilovmerval hola me interesa

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@Ilovmerval Yo quierooo

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@arielsbdar Ari, porque no podria hacer compras en usd en el exterior? con los usd que ya tengo en mi cuenta o fondo de cocos?

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@arielsbdar Hola ari se queda ahí después de tocar el cuadro azul.

Cuenta 27095

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@arielsbdar @nicosama21 Me pasa igual, 27095

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@sudanalytics_ @GerGarciaGrova

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@adrianratam Alguno tuvo problema para crear la cuenta? Me dan el paquete y scaneo el dni y la selfie y me tira error de validación, probé como 10 veces

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@xfabianasolanox Si kukarda dejamos de desayunar asado y cambiamos por huevo porque está muy cara la carne

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@LHDA16 @SANGREXENEIZE El peor es el próximo

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@adrianratam me interesa gracias

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@eraserena Que recomendas para sucesion de propiedades a hijo?

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@arifarji Hola, me interesa! Gracias!

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@NotAdroII Gago: bueno team la Historia de usuario “Copa libertadores” la pasamos a finalizada

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@maghico22 @BigboxAr A quien le gustaría trabajar en esa PORONGA todos apretados, los gritos