GuillotineFred

[Thomas Juneau @thomasjuneau]

Quite the combination of headlines on the New York Times website tonight:

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

I know Dave Rubin holds the title of dumbest person in media, but Jillian Michael’s is reaaaaallllly giving him a run for his money.

[GuillotineFred @GuilloFred69]

@nickshirleyy My god you’re easily the most obvious GOP plant in the world. The best part is you’re fucking terrible at it and the right can’t see it bc they are equally as stupid as you are.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They got her age wrong but she is clearly alive and voting. She’s 86 years old, she could have easily voted in 51 elections. This is not evidence of fraud but it is evidence Nick Shirley is an idiot.

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

Zionism kills you brain cells. The receipt

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Senator Fetterman never wore a suit his whole life.

But for Netanyahu’s Congress visit, he suited up impeccably.

𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ?

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

🚨İsrail “Boom Boom Tel Aviv” şarkısını her yerden kaldırtmaya çalışıyor.

Yapmanız gerekeni biliyorsunuz.

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

🔥🔥🔥Trump, Epstein, and Maxwell are on an audio recording discussing the marketing of the underage girls being trafficked through Mar-a-Lago.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The White House has added Headquarters to its “media offenders” list for reporting on Trump’s corruption and abuse of power.

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Of all the selfish, narcissistic things Trump has done, attending MSG to see the Knicks play in person Monday night is the absolute worst. 20,000 attendees will be MASSIVELY inconvenienced for all the extra security, the Knicks Watch Party at Garden Is canceled, thousands of extra law enforcement officers will be required (paid for by taxpayers), traffic will be a disaster -- all so he can sit in the Garden rather than watch the game on TV.

Presidents ought to be willing to sacrifice once in awhile.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Am I going crazy. Has everyone just forgotten about Bill Clinton.

[MenchOsint @MenchOsint]

The Yemenis decided to ban Israeli navigation in the Red Sea, the next escalation - if the US gets involved - will be a ban on US & allies' ships.

Strait of Hormuz: Closed to US & Allies
Bab el Mandeb: Closed to Israel only

[Henri Fjord @henri_fjord]

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[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

Not great. https://t.co/kh2AfLss0t

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Data centers get a full pass but we can't have wind or solar power because of how it RUINS THE LANDSCAPE

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

At approximately 12PM ET today, I’ll be speaking on the House floor to honor and memorialize the brave crew of the USS Liberty.

Many survivors of the attack will be here watching my speech live from the House gallery. You can watch live as well: https://t.co/ja2Mm9Qqs1

[Glenn Diesen @Glenn_Diesen]

Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war."

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

🚨 ALBANIA DID IT !!!!!!

Albanians crushed the Kushner-Jewish land grab.

Project Suspended indefinitely until further notice.

Public pressure still works against these beasts.

Source: Politico.

[Wyatt Reed @wyattreed13]

“We did nothing to provoke this attack by Iran.”

Even in a country where lying is encouraged and those who don’t cheat or mislead others are considered “frayerim” (suckers), this is an absurd fabrication. Let’s recap:

- Iran spent the past week telling Israel it would strike the northern settlements if Dahiyeh was attacked.

- Israel attacked Dahiyeh.

- Iran responded exactly how it said it would.

This obviously wasn’t the first time Iran warned Israel against attacking Lebanon. On April 8th, Tehran said Tel Aviv would “regret” its continued attacks on Lebanon.

Wind the clock back even further, and you’ll recall:

- In April 2024, Israel carried out an unprovoked attack on the Iranian consulate in Damascus, killing 16 people, including a Quds Force commander and his deputy.

- In June 2025, Israel sabotaged US-Iran negotiations and started the 12-Day War when in launched sneak attacks on Iran killing dozens of generals and nuclear scientists.

- In February 2026, Israel and the US once again treacherously attacked Iran, interrupting diplomatic talks with decapitation strikes, assassinating the head of state and murdering 120 elementary schoolers.

To any rational observer, all of these are obvious provocations. But for Israelis, who claim they are God’s chosen people and biblically exempt from treating the rest of us as humans, it’s just business as usual.