Maggie Guillot

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

Ariel said “can I tell you something? But you can’t laugh” I said sure. She said “I wish nick was my dad” like who the hell is nick???? Oh….nick JONAS 😂😂

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

Went to the dr today. Zoned out when he was discussing my results and he said “congratulations, you’re pregnant” and I actually died right there. Took me 10 seconds to realize he was joking.

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

Anyone else’s baby daddy forget their daughters birthday? Even with the date of birth tattooed on his wrist? 🙋🏼‍♀️ NOT A SINGLE WORD FROM HIM.

[annabelle @astoldbybellly]

one of my regulars told me that when his wife died instead of a funeral they had a big ass party at a movie theatre & put together a 2 hour long video with clips & photos from all her best moments and that is absolutely how I want y’all to celebrate my life when it ends one day

[𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕒 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕕 @MarisaBroussard]

Parker how many retweets for you to play at my best friends wedding?!? @ParkerMcCollum

@_BriLopezz @ChaseHughes___

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

When the server asks what you wished for your birthday and everyone at the table says “you don’t want to know” 💀

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

@mirandaamitch Hahahahaha omg

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

fuck feelings lol

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

ever feel invisible 24/7? cuz same 😋

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

@MarisaBroussard 😂😂

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

Ariel knows all the words to Nicki Minaj’s part in bottoms up. Have I failed as a mother or should I be proud?

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

Sending me an $80 gift card to say sorry is the way to do it😂

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

I seriously didn’t think it was possible to get ghosted this many times. Like bro, not cool.

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

First my accident with the glass table, then I broke my tooth, now a car accident. WHAT ELSE??!

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

Just asked my maw maw why everyone in the family has a picture up at her house except for me. She said because she doesn’t like any of my pictures. Ok savage.

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

Why am I wasting time on these clowns??

[tay @taythomp96]

✨single moms ✨ are the move

[Maggie Guillot @GuillotMaggie]

I don’t cry ever and my dad saw me crying and just tried to hug me. We don’t hug.