Guilmaru

An Evil Ball

[Guilmaru @Guilmaru_]

THREAD DOS JOGOS ZERADOS EM 2025:
SUPER ULTRA MEGA ARCADE TURBO CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION!

— e se pá uns comentários —

(Pq eu quero)

[Guilmaru @Guilmaru_]

THREAD DOS JOGOS ZERADOS EM 2024:
SUPER ULTRA MEGA TURBO CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION!

— e se pá uns comentários —

(Pq eu quero)

[Ursen @Ursen_]

Discovered the world that is ConnorEatsPants Letterboxd reviews lately

[.ۗۗۗۗۗ TobeyCareca🧩 @TobeyCareca]

Essa edit é a melhor de todas kkkkk

[Guilmaru @Guilmaru_]

Putz, lindo

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Guilmaru @Guilmaru_]

@eculipse

[Guilmaru @Guilmaru_]

@eculipse Esse é bom pra caralho, depois que ele começa a subir, não para

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ジャッキーチェン、サモハン、ユンピョウが先週土曜日、友人の結婚式に出席した際の最新の記念写真です。

[Catsuka @catsuka]

Tribute to "Shaolin Soccer" by french animator Antoine Tran.
https://t.co/03aP8xOd5z

[Guilmaru @Guilmaru_]

Ai cê vai ver os pôsteres da trilogia hoje em dia e só tem o Chow Yun-Fat, parece até que ele é o protagonista

[DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine]

John Woo's "A Better Tomorrow" (1986) was made at a time when comedy films saw mainstream success in Hong Kong. The studio was not expecting the movie to perform well financially. Tsui Hark recalled that unhappy studio executives asked him to "burn the film" midway through production. As a result, 'A Better Tomorrow' was minimally advertised in Hong Kong. The studio was also concerned with Chow Yun-Fat, who was considered "Box Office poison": unlike the other actors, his portrait was not included in the film's publicity stills, and he received third billing in the credits behind Lung Ti and Leslie Cheung.

To everyone's surprise, the movie was a massive box office success. Chow Yun-Fat wore Alain Delon sunglasses and trench coat in the movie to emulate Delon's character in "Le Samouraï" (1967). Because of the popularity of "A Better Tomorrow", young men in Hong Kong began trying to emulate Chow by wearing long coats and sunglasses, despite the local humidity. Because of that, the Alain Delon sunglasses were sold out in Asia. Delon sent John Woo a personal thank you note.

P.S: On this day, 40 years ago, "A Better Tomorrow" (1986) was released in Hong Kong.

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[Guilmaru @Guilmaru_]

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[Guilmaru @Guilmaru_]

@eculipse @moristiko Você imediatamente https://t.co/KOCI92XyAq

[Rixx @the_nutcrackee]

The inside of my brain when someone is giving me directions of a place I'm not familiar with

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sabe pq avatar é bom ? pq não tem gente loira

[Guilmaru @Guilmaru_]

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They should cast Ryan Gosling as Booster Gold and Russell Crowe as Ted Kord and it’s set in 1970s LA and they’re private detectives and it’s directed by Shane Black and they don’t wear their costumes and they can call it The Nice Guys 2

[Yulix 🕷️🔎 @yuwlixx]

eu não sou boa influência pra você #discoelysium

[ѕнσgυη ѕυρяємє @TimesSqKungFu]

My favorite posters from The Furious. Who the hell I need to contact for the bike one? Or even the Chinese ones?