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✨just an abysmal heap of poor choices and shitposts✨

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@Furry_Ashy made that exact joke to my dad once. his reply will stay with me forever. "theres a difference between an accident and a mistake"

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ignore my trash cable not picking up that first highnote towards the end 😒 ill post the full song soon. i gotta get on youtube and upload it there first lmao.
but yeah, a bit of blackbird by @alterbridge :D enjoy

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yo i finally recorded blackbird @Furry_Ashy

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💞✨💝Call me a cactus because I’m a prick💝✨💞

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@AshTheWolf__ Little spoon :)

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@AshTheWolf__ AYYYYYYYY best 2 years of my life

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Evergreen should stop shipping stuff and start manufacturing condoms since the only thing theyre good at is blocking
#Evergreenship #suezcanel

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@AshTheWolf__ This was just a big con to make me go
:3

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A magician asks you to pick a card. You do. He asks you to put it back anywhere in the deck. you do. He leaves. You leave. Years later your wife is giving birth. Its the 7 of diamonds. "is this your card" the midwife says in a familiar voice

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My toes are so cold rn they’re about to fall off.

When they do I can recycle them as ice cubes

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it isnt gay to kiss homies goodnight. its called HOMOsexual not HOMIEsexual

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@AshTheWolf__ @SkylartheWolf_ I LITERALLY REDOWNLOADED THE APP AND SIGNED IN TO MAKE THIS COMMENT

FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYTHING HOLY NO

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@AshTheWolf__ hey irl name 😏

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@AshTheWolf__ &

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@AshTheWolf__ Im always on time

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my life is just a complicated Old Spice commercial

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@AshTheWolf__ thanks for the new pfp

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@dioksys DESK BABY