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I ᴀɪɴ’ᴛ ᴀ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ.. ᴀɴᴅ I sᴜʀᴇ ᴀs ʜᴇʟʟ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ғᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ. (倶楽部) 『Mercenary for #EXCELLCORP』

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Angry mumbling ensues.

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“My Halloween costume’s gonna be Murdoc. I just need to be green and smell of masturbation and cheap cologne.”

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“You don’t like the blonde hair? Too bad, it ain’t your patch of weave.”

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“Halloween? We live Halloween everyday, our bassist is a rotting corpse and our singer looks like a black eyed child myth.”

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Fingers ran her hair back and couple of hair pins held the shorter hairs that couldn’t be fashioned into a ponytail. She wanted to train, but the hair can be quite the obstacle for doing so.

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She had a few nightmares last night. Nothing a cigarette can’t fix right?

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“Morning.”

She’s already cleaned the home, practiced her fighting skills, painted her nails, and smacked Murdoc on the head.

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Snatches someone’s weave.

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@Cynoo1 “We can play video games.. did Mudz teach you that yet?”

She reached for two controllers and offered the cyborg one.

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“Horus more like whores r us, amirite?”

She’s bored. Help her.

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“No, I’m just bored that’s all. No head injuries, you can check if you want.”

Tilting her head over just in case he actually does want to check her.

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“Yeah, I don’t know either..”

Nonchalant shrugging.

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“The girl with the water for hair.. she’s cute.”

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Not if she kicks him in between the legs.

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List of hobbies:

-selfies
-caring for cats
-guitars
-committing murder
-makeup

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Punches him.

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Teaching insults in Japanese. As her green father once said, it is essential to defend yourself in as many languages as you can.

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“I’ll be your chiropractor for the day.”

Don’t trust her with your bones, she’ll crack your head off.

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“Oops. Didn’t think you were around.”