I might be moving to Montana soon
Gonna raise a crop of dental floss
Raising it up
Waxing it down
Put it in a little box that I can sell downtown
That’s why I’m moving to Montana
#GonnaBeADentalFlossTycoon
Yippeeio Calle
(From memory with apologies to Frank #Zappa)
"Montana" live on Swedish television, 1973. What's your favorite improvised solo from the maestro? Share below and let's relive some of that #Zappa live magic 🎸🔥
As I recall from Carl P Wrighter’s landmark book #ICanSellYouAnything his favorite #ModalVerb was “helps” as in the phrase “ Four out of five dentists agree our chewing gum #HelpsTo” prevent cavities, freshen bad breath, etc.
Much like Roger Stone invented fake white people protests in Florida for the Hanging Chad scam. It appears Donny's going to hire an army of followers to gum up the vote and the count. "100,000 attorneys and volunteers" https://t.co/quD6Q9ntyX
Forget blurry x-rays & guesswork! AI is now spotting tooth decay 5 years earlier! From personalized treatment plans to remote consultations, AI is revolutionizing dental care. https://t.co/pEJkjXynm9
This is why folks hate DC.
TLDR: Republicans tanked a bill that would research cannabis for our vets in order to hurt Jon Tester's chances.
Truly despicable stuff.
https://t.co/2cEWprrAtg
According to a new study, taking good care of your teeth can be linked to better brain health. The study found that gum disease and tooth loss were linked to brain shrinkage which play a role in memory and Alzheimer's disease. Read more. https://t.co/SqPcGzf2nQ
Did you know? #Periodontitis has been found to have a close association with the occurrence, development, & poor prognosis of type 2 diabetes & is recognized as a potential risk factor for #T2D. https://t.co/IO0JnPGCYI
#oralhealth#gumdisease#diabetes
It's important to have your teeth cleaned at least twice a year to help to remove hard-to-reach tartar and to check for any signs of tooth decay, gum disease, or oral cancer.
Scrap gold and other precious metals accumulate quickly in dental offices. Find out how your practice can monopolize the excess materials. https://t.co/DUhhI4QobX
Due to trace amounts of mercury, many dental patients are opting to have their dentists replace older silver amalgam fillings with newer, Mercury-free composite fillings. If your dental practice has a lot of silver dental scrap, turn into cash at MGS! https://t.co/ZfXx1AeOWg
@StevieVanZandt@TiffanyDCross Think you missed @rolandsmartin’s point. Fascist white supremacists can be counted on to show up for elections in support of mediocre mealy mouthed #TrumpEnablers like @MarcoRubio. They will overlook his impeachment vote in pursuit of their own greater glory and personal power.
Two of my littles had their first cavities after missing a cleaning 6 months ago. Today they had fillings. In the office, not the surgery center. No IV anesthesia. $850 AFTER dental insurance. Having all your teeth shouldn’t be a sign of wealth in an industrialized nation.
Today I got a bill for $710 for my son's oral surgery.
I spent 6 weeks getting the prior auth.
We don't owe anything.
It took 3 hours & 5 phone calls to find out somebody didn't fax something.
What do I do for a living?
Other people's jobs for free.
#HealthCareinAmerica
ICYMI: Emily Siegel '19, @PittTweet alum & Founder/CEO of @TrekGum, was recently interviewed by @KDKA's Jon Delano about how she is innovating gum and making it environmentally friendly. So cool to see our awesome Pitt entrepreneurs on TV! 😊
Full video: https://t.co/9LgG1PuVK2