Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels.

“Just call me your local gun slinging Santa.” | Mercenary | OC|MC #KingsmanRP

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“Code name: Santa. Because I get all the ho ho ho’s.”

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• Mature Themes ahead

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[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“I miss that moustached daddy.”

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“Shit. I’m sorry. It slipped out.. But it’s only because I was so enraged for you. She interrupted vital man-to-hand contact and we all know how cranky you can get..”

[—— Agent Whiskey @MttrOfPrinciple]

“ This right here is a huge violation of my privacy. And a violation of the secret boyfriend confidentiality.”

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“Two hands, she says.. I’ll have you know, we all favour one hand — unless we want to pretend it’s someone else doing it.. Anyway, I’m just saying it’s not an expression of love to deprive a man of his fundamental right to love himself.”

[Kennedy 'Tequila' Jameson @Irish_Statesman]

"Jesus, Troy...ok one. He has two hands and two...shut up."

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“Tell that to Whiskey — poor guy couldn’t jerk off for days.”

[Kennedy 'Tequila' Jameson @Irish_Statesman]

"Sorry, Troy...can't promise that. It's how I show my love."

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“𝐎𝐮𝐫 hard work?” Troy squinted at that word choice.

“Excuse me, Mr Duracell but I founded this group. Worked damn hard to earn money and a solid reputation before you showed up. So, where I say we settle is where we fucking settle. Got that? Everything I do is for 𝐮𝐬.”

[Mason ‘𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢’ Romano @BunnyBeatsSanta]

“ You messed up all of /our/ hard work the moment you jumped in bed with Statesman.

Staying right here is gonna end up killing all of us. But it’s not our best interests you’re serving here, is it?”

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“And leave all of my hard work to you to mess up?”

Troy knew that was Mason’s ultimate goal.

“Not likely, Peter rabbit. I’m just gonna stay riiiiigggght here.”

[Mason ‘𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢’ Romano @BunnyBeatsSanta]

“ Your very presence creates an atmosphere in the workplace.

Why don’t you just remove yourself from the scene and solve all problems at once?”

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“—doubtful. But you’ve piqued my interest. Okay, Kennedy — I’ll play. Don’t break my arm though.”

[Kennedy 'Tequila' Jameson @Irish_Statesman]

“See now why would I do that? What if it was you I was waiting for all along?”

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“I missed International Girlfriend Day — but I still love you, my moustachioed daddy.”

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“You really have to stop flirting with me, Mason — it creates an atmosphere in the workplace.”

[Mason ‘𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢’ Romano @BunnyBeatsSanta]

“ That will be Rated-R. Off limits to you.

You’ll just have to watch me kick your ass instead.”

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“Oh, Tequila sunrise! I’d kiss you, but I’m worried that you’ll hurt my feelings.”

[Kennedy 'Tequila' Jameson @Irish_Statesman]

Imma do a #WCW. Congratulations @GunSlingngSanta you earned it.

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“I really want to see her kick Bunny’s ass.”

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“Puppies..”

[Sophia 'Daiquiri' Mason. @BountyOfBeauty]

Sophia 'Daiquiri' Mason. Statesman.

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Kingsman OC. RP account. Likes to be descriptive. Ships if there is high chemistry. 21+. SLs would be great.

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[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“I have a complicated past.”

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“Really? You and Bunny just love me that much, hun?”

[Bishop "𝑀𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑡" Alexander @CallMeMerlot]

#Ruin: Anyone down for some SL's with this disgraced Agent, lemme know.

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“Packed and ready to head out?”

[Mel “𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚞” Porter. @TasteOfCoconut]

“Friday. We meet again.”

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“If my handsome daddy can flirt with you, I can have my own fun elsewhere.”

[Kennedy 'Tequila' Jameson @Irish_Statesman]

"Careful, Troy. Whiskey might get jealous."

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

“You just let me know if Malibu barbie doesn’t want you — I’ll volunteer as tribute.”

[Bishop "𝑀𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑡" Alexander @CallMeMerlot]

He has that effect on people.

[Troy ‘sᴀɴᴛᴀ’ Michaels. @GunSlingngSanta]

Smirks before humming ‘I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.’

[Mel “𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚞” Porter. @TasteOfCoconut]

“What’s unfair is being partnered with you and being unable to make you disappear permanently.”

Because she could.