StalkedGuyWithABlanket

Barely Functional Alcoholic

[StalkedGuyWithABlanket @Gun_em_down01]

So I saw a cute girl today and tried talking to her but she threw a bottle of water (unopened, so it fucking hurt) at my head; apparently the pickup line "Hi, you'll do" ISN'T a good one

[StalkedGuyWithABlanket @Gun_em_down01]

@thetrainline Travelling from Whitby to Carlisle today and the train was cancelled beyond Newcastle. We weren't allowed on the replacement rail with our dog so we had to make other plans. We can't claim a refund on the app because our ticket was scanned when we got on the train.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

waited 10 years for a game i'll never be able to afford. gutted is an understatement .

[Best Videos @10SECVIDEOS]

The odds of this happening 💀

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

😂

[Satan @s8n]

huh??

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

Will 9 inches do ya? 😁

[StalkedGuyWithABlanket @Gun_em_down01]

@Retro_Nova181 Keep your name off my TL

[Catestrophe @catestrophey]

Not in 1 million years will you correctly guess what this reply is in response to.

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

😎

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