Guido Mista

Live, laugh, fuck your best friend's mom.

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[narancia ghirga @justanorangeboy]

my name is karen,
my hair is shiny,
my teeth are perfect,
my skirt is tiny,
it barely covers,,

MY LOVE AJD AFFECTION FOR THE PERSON READING THIS! 💞💞

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@justanorangeboy @narancias_bf Hol' up. Gonna go get an egg and throw it at you

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@spicxgxrl Damn you don't gotta call us out like that

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@chariotrequiem4 B-but I'm not—

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

vroom vroom

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

Guys, Nara keeps saying I have a gunplay kink. I DON'T HAVE A GUNPLAY KINK

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@justanorangeboy 🤭

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@justanorangeboy I DON'T

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@justanorangeboy I have mixed feelings for this pick-up line

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@justanorangeboy @leoneabba Wait are we finally normalizing cannibalism?

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@justanorangeboy No idea man

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@justanorangeboy I'll cuddle you bro

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

Narancia is an IDIOT, pass it on.

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@justanorangeboy @bru_bucciarati Take some of my dinner first. Because what do you have to eat when you're out there? McDonald's from last night?

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@bru_bucciarati Which son, me or Nara.

[Guido Mista @Gund1ck]

@justanorangeboy @bru_bucciarati AIGHT BET GET OVER TO THE BED *NOW*