Theo R. Gunderson

Theodore Rumpelstiltskin Gunderson Jr. Home depot since 12/06/96 ☢️Uncle since 8/22/98🍼I miss Bradshaw and wranglers 👖

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

@JLL1536 Shoutout apgar score

[Joe “Grillmeiser” Reynolds @Grillmaster27]

Ruth Bader Ginsburg loves the bean #LLRBG🕊️

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

@Masturbateman69 Just falcon’ around am I right C Money😂

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Imagine being social chair of the Ottoman Empire

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

I hate living in a post-Michael Thomas society

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

Need to put my Oxford comma highlights on my HUDL

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I’m back… #hideyourmolars

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Common Shaolin Monks W

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@andrewnuggets2 Nobody could reasonably consider it not the GOAT

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@RonnyBonny69 Wakanda forever

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

Most Powerful/successful/greatest Looney tunes Characters rankings:

1. Bugs Bunny
2. Speedy Gonzalez
3. Road runner
4. Marvin the Martian
5. Gossamer
6. Tweetybird
7. Both Goofy Gophers
8. The Sheepdog
9. Wil E Coyote
10. Yosemite Sam

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

Prime Grievous may not be beatable

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@RickJHaney3 Anyone know a man with a porn thumb?

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

Don’t talk to me if you eat scallops

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

Swarm of tarantulas gotta be a top ten thing I’d light up with a flamethrower while smoking a cigarette

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

When did women become so damn mean

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What if Elmo got adopted by the Don and his name was fucking Elmo Trump

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

Love this list Mr. Smoot! I’d like to add a couple more;

McNeese - Gonna lock up a 12 seed and first round upset like we thought last year.

Baylor - Underperforming team coached by Scott Drew with multiple nba talents. Expect big 12 havoc.

Boise State - Tyson Degenhart

[Dan Smoot @DANSMOOT69]

Dan Smoots teams to watch during conference championships.

Drake (obviously) very talented need to see an increase in pace to jump on them.

UC San Diego- best team out of the big west since Long Beach states 70s teams.

Gonzaga- I know I know but it’s mark few.

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

Chat GPT talks like Brian Griffin

[Theo R. Gunderson @GunderWonder57]

First thing I’d do with hulk-buster iron man armor would be to pull up to LA and back down lebron in the paint