Someone found out you like gooning.
They say said you needed help.
So you found help.
You figured out how to goon hands free.
Ignore your friends for pornography.
Porn is your only friend anyway.
After Spidergirl’s thick ass saved you from those burglars, she tells she needs some form compensation
You tell her you can give her some money, but she refuses. Her nutty ass tells you she’ll only accept your hot sticky webs shooting all over her phat clapping booty