She held up both hands, showing off my perfect bright pink nails. “Look at these! My babies! Solid pink, fresh set yesterday. They’re gonna be ruined. And my makeup? Full face — lashes, contour, the lot. I’m not going in there looking like a bog monster!”
Jenny vs Lauren - two women who have both been nominated by their kids & families for being obsessed with their looks among other things..... One of these Mum's will be taking a very smelly swim as their families get their own back and send them for a plunge in the gunge!!!
“No, this is fucking not fair!” she shouted my voice loud & sassy. She nervously tapped her feet. “I’m not annoying or full of myself and you lot voted for me to get slimed?" Think about my outfit! This leopard print is my favourite. Now it’s gonna be ruined by rank green shit!”
Jenny, never leaves the house unless she looks great, nails and hair always done & she acts like she's better than everyone! Drives a BMW with no respect for other road users, a very bad driver who even makes her kids clean the BMW! Is this enough to put her in the gunge?
Lauren makes her kids take pictures of her for her socials, obsesses over her appearance, especially her hair and nails! She has way too many clothes and just being an annoying embarrassing mum.... is she heading for a gunging?
Charli sat there in the pool, absolutely drenched and fuming, wiping gunge from her eyes with a dramatic whine:
“This is gross ughhh this is disgusting, smells worse than when big John farted on me! Ew this is so gross, my hair, I'm covered, it feels urgh slimey, you assholes”
Charli sat there in the pool, absolutely drenched and fuming, wiping gunge from her eyes with a dramatic whine:
“This is gross ughhh this is disgusting, smells worse than when big John farted on me! Ew this is so gross, my hair, I'm covered, it feels urgh slimey, you assholes”
A smelly World Cup gunging to kick us off will it be sarcastic Beth the Welsh wonder who wants England to fail at the World Cup & is or England's loudmouth bossy Charli that takes a plunge in the gunge? Have your say below....
She plunged straight down into the cold, slimy gunge with a massive splash. The goo drenched her, completely covering her hair face, England shirt & leather skirt. She came up spluttering, green slime dripping from her and running down her legs, red nails & toenails coated in goo
"I’m too pretty, too stylish and my hair & nails are far too nice to get covered in stinky gunge. Vote to save me!! Some of us are simply above this, green is not my colour" 💁🏻♀️✨ #GungeBeth#SaveCharli
"Ok can we talk about how I’m actually LOSING the vote to that Beth? 😤
This is ridiculous! I shouldn’t be getting gunged at all! Have you seen my hair? This money piece is ICONIC, it doesn’t deserve slime! My nails are literally perfect right now & I’m way too good for this!"
A smelly World Cup gunging to kick us off will it be sarcastic Beth the Welsh wonder who wants England to fail at the World Cup & is or England's loudmouth bossy Charli that takes a plunge in the gunge? Have your say below....