SIMONS

*complaint*

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Offering to share a dart is my love language

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The Marty supreme jacket is just the speights logo

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Wish I was a girl, taking photos of nonsense seems so fun

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Just got my flu shot and they put me in a dog cone

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Godspeed to any woman whose bosom has been described as heaving

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The bowling alley should be free for fellas like me

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Gotta be so embarrassing to send off a messenger pigeon to a maiden after a barrel of mead

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@SpicyCammy @bigmonkeong You tricked me 😡

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So many lil white dude who can’t throw a ball

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No babe we did this together, it’s the clitorUS

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Sitting at the pub by yourself in a foreign country is truly humbling

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@jack__minaj GET OUT GET OUT GET IUT GET OUT

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who decided that shrek would wear plaid tights??

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Make film directors should never be handsome

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@TheCinesthetic Sally Carrera - Cars (2006)

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@RealEmirHan Sally Carrera - Cars (2006)

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And other beautiful things

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It’s crazy how I can just imagine a gun whenever I want

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I just leveled up! https://t.co/c7pTk3CNRZ

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I think we should let woman do what they want

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Malia Obama takes smoke break in LA weeks after sister Sasha was also spotted smoking cigarette https://t.co/fCLuICcQC3

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She thomming my Yorke, the way she’s giving me radio head (or something like that idk)