Dear Mogg
Following the lamentable assassination of Caesar (o what echoes, Moggo, what echoes!), Athens set up a triumvirate. Behind the scenes, I will propose such an arrangement: Truss, Rishi and me. Later, I will arrange for them to be shaved off.
Proto dictator
Boris
@MartinSLewis some confusion around Zoom, have heard that from May 2nd it will no longer be free. Some people have received emails some not. Is this a scam? Thanks
@LloydsBank trying to raise a complaint about a member of staff who was quite frankly beyond rude and certainly not the face of Lloyds Bank but it appears I cannot put in a written complaint (online) because I don't bank with you. Seriously!!! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
@LloydsBank Thanks for getting back to me Paul, I will write but a little miffed at having to pay (stamp) for the privilege of complaining. Perhaps I'll call into the Branch, often quicker to do it face to face. I'm still v angry ๐ณ
I have a big favour to ask my friends on Twitter, can you please help us improve awareness for OUR children and young people in Care and Leaving Care? If you could donate a tweet saying - Every Child Leaving Care Matters #ECLCM we would be very grateful. Thank you! ๐โค
ยฃ29 million for a Festival of Brexit. Hmmm. Remind me again, how much did the government need to spend in order to ensure impoverished children had enough food? ยฃ24 million was it? Interesting. Did I say โinterestingโ? I meant to say โWhat a bunch of cunts.โ