Spooky Gunner

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

Cristiano Ronaldo is the most selfish player, he only cares about his goals

Meanwhile Cristiano Ronaldo to Bruno

https://t.co/tqxEpK9nF8

[𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘞𝘕 ❌ @ShawnIsShady]

Christina Aguilera & Britney Spears fans looking at Meg fans freak out about the Eminem bar

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

EMINEM
HOUDINI

OUT NOW 🚨

https://t.co/bpBJX1kCfQ

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Men have a dream

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Genuinely don’t know why Spurs still employ this sick guy

[Anti @Unc1eAnt]

We know you can’t afford it, we’ve seen the leaky roof.

[CristianoXtra @CristianoXtra_]

🔙Bayer Leverkusen on Instagram.

[Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

Mr. Opiyo Wandayi, EGH,
Minority Leader,
Kenyan National Assembly,
Nairobi.

Dear Mr. Wandayi,

RE: SHOW CAUSE LETTER

Greetings from Orange House, where the only international trips we take are in our imaginations aboard Ruto’s high taxes.

We hope your globe-trotting adventures with President William Ruto are treating you well. We hear the in-flight meals in first class are quite the experience! However, we have a few pressing concerns that require your esteemed explanation.

Firstly, since when did ODM start endorsing world tours with UDA leadership? We must have missed the secret strategy meeting where this was approved. Could you kindly illuminate us on the strategic benefits ODM is expected to gain from your diplomatic dalliances? Are you negotiating for a way out of the Finance Bill 2024 or borrowing skills on mismanagement?

Secondly, we are extremely curious about the authorization you received to gallivant around the globe with UDA and its apologists. Could you please share the specific letter of permission? We are particularly interested in the signatures – we suspect there might be some masterful forgeries at play here.

Or is Hon Kimani Ichungwah using you to spy on William Ruto as UDA implosion looms?

In addition, we would appreciate a detailed itinerary of your travels. Were there any confidential meetings to discuss ODM's future as the loyal opposition, or were you simply there to enjoy the perks of the buffet? How many handshakes, back-pats, and smiles are too many before one forgets their political allegiance?

Moreover, we must address the elephant in the room. While UDA is being blamed for mismanaging the economy, overtaxing Kenyans, and turning us into a client state of the IMF and World Bank, you seem to be quite comfortable palling around with them. Is this part of a new ODM strategy to understand how to better critique their policies, or are you taking notes on how to hustle the Kenyan economy into more debt?

Lastly, we are sincerely curious about the personal benefits you are accruing from these ventures. Are the lessons on political gymnastics from UDA members as enlightening as they say? Or are you working on a tell-all memoir, "Inside the UDA: An ODM Leader’s Tale"?

We eagerly await your detailed explanation, complete with all the juicy tidbits that we, the humble ODM members, must be missing out on. Please respond at your earliest convenience with the aforementioned letter and any other documents that might clarify this intriguing situation.

Yours sincerely,
Robert Alai, HSC
2024 Show Cause Fellow

[Tan___moghna @moghna_tan]

Madridistas have only one dream now.

Toni Kroos handing over his ICONIC #8 jersey to Fede Valverde like Raúl did it to Cristiano Ronaldo would officially send us to seventh heaven 🥺🤍

https://t.co/n2PXmRhS6l

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

Bronx voters at President Trump’s rally this evening had a message for @AOC:

“I don’t think she should be here in the Bronx.”

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Eminem WASHING big artists on their own songs.

AN EDUCATIONAL THREAD :

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

9. “Patiently waiting” 50 cent, Eminem

EMINEM IS THE GREATEST AND 50 IS THE GREATEST

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Arsenal this, Man City that. We are coming😭 https://t.co/eUSvXfugoX

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Never Forget when Tom Brady threw 5 TDs in ONE quarter 😳