Jack Mosshammer

Superman and Green Lantern ain't got nothin' on me.

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

*Like...stupid fat thumbs.

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

Luka a bad sitcom trope, I have been chosen to do jury duty.

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

@smerconish when Amazon doesn't pay taxes its bad for America. When Trump did it, it was just him being smart. Show us your taxes if you want to criticize, Mr. Trump.

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

@myhypergear I am looking for user manual for your stealth headphones.

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

@pattonoswalt Christie is the "Lloyd" to Trump's "Randal Flagg" from The Stand running the gov from Atlantic City instead of Vegas.

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

LIVE on #Periscope: train ride https://t.co/A2YE9xhpul

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

I've been trhimg to block her out but non-stop talking woman just told evwryone her parents are dead #noonetalkingnow.

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

@jpli18 you think this is cold? #winteriscoming

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

Woman on the GO is re-enacting last weeks South Park #wordbyword.

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

@jpli18 hmmm. I have to work early this weekend and monday. How about next week?

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But when!?!?! RT @Gunnerjack: no that was incomprehension that you would even need to ask.

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

@jpli18 no that was incomprehension that you would even need to ask.

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

@jpli18 uhh YESSSS!

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

@jpli18 last night! The kids did great.

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

@jpli18 @GuuToronto O....M....G!!!! so...so beautiful...

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

Hey #Ikea. You apologize and say you'll be here in half an hour or an hour and a half later you say to be another 15? #badservice

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

Hey #ikea You said I had to be here between 1 and 5. Why weren't you? #time=money

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

@rossmckie ahahaha. Skinny guy with a 'stache?

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

Waiting more than half an hour to open a TD checking account. #timeismoney

[Jack Mosshammer @Gunnerjack]

@rossmckie if you could see the look on your O face. Priceless!