Gunter Heise

National cross-checker for the @birneyavewiffle | Avid Meat Eater | Huge Cat Lover | Wiffle Ball Connoisseur

[Gunter Heise @GunterHeiseBAWA]

@BirneyAveWiffle BLOCKBUSTER

[Gunter Heise @GunterHeiseBAWA]

Spring Training Standouts
1. Sam Hartman @sprinkler20
2. Mason Rickert @masonrik9
3. Michael Antoniacci @MichaelAnton24
4. Josh Godlewski @JoshG_11
5. Casey O’Brien @Caseyobrien24

[Gunter Heise @GunterHeiseBAWA]

@JoshG_11 could be a hidden gem in this league. His long-distance running background makes him a potential star in the outfield. Paired with a swing that has high potential and those iconic handsome looks, he could quickly become a fan favorite in this league.

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@KylePennstate56 isn’t know as “K-Single” for no reason. Keeping the captain of @TheeBrewCrew off the base paths seems like a near impossible task at times. Huge fan of his game from the lead off spot. Sets the table for others and his teammates will love him for it.

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@JHiggy0816 of @TheeBrewCrew is a player who’s simply not being talked about enough. Smooth, simple swing, capable of batting for high average. ELITE arm talent from an odd angle that is sure to confuse hitters all season long. AND he was the 2nd overall pick. Give him respect.

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My dad said they make my PP bigger

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@BirneyAveWiffle
BREAKING:
@RedskinsBAWA captain @GunterHeiseBAWA has been allegedly taking “go-go brownies” throughout the course of the offseason. The brownies allegedly have been giving him a faster spin rate and faster reflexes. Per league officials

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@LavelleTimmy is a very slept on silver slugger candidate. Could use the short porch in left to his advantage. Fellow scouts compare his swing to that of Albert Pujols. Excited to see how he does this year if he is cleared by the doctors. #TheRealWoj #MeatLover

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🚨Silver Slugger Odds🚨
Think you know who the best pure hitter in the league will be this season? Any sleepers? @SeldomSloth leads the way in our preseason odds.

[Gunter Heise @GunterHeiseBAWA]

Would be very interesting if this rule were to be put in place. Could be a good advantage for guys like @michael_samsell who are good with skinny and long objects. #TheRealWoj #MeatLover

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@BirneyAveWiffle
Breaking:
Team captains discussing using the Easton “Ole yellow” bat as the only regulated bat for the BAWA

[Gunter Heise @GunterHeiseBAWA]

Really like what I’ve seen from Sam Hartman in spring training thus far. 9 grade fielding with a real good swing to pair with that. Short compact swing, not trying to do too much in his approach and just get on base. Expect his odds to increase. #TheRealWoj #MeatLover

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🚨MVP ODDS🚨
@MichaelRickert0, @SeldomSloth,
Zach Day, Anthony Karpisnki, @JHiggy0816, and @MichaelAnton24 among those at the top of the list as of today. Definitely some sleepers on this list, don’t be afraid to take some risks!

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🚨DROP A FOLLOW🚨
@SportsBookBAWA

[Gunter Heise @GunterHeiseBAWA]

Questions about @Wiffle_House GM sexuality arises as some very sus comments were released by him tonight. Could this negatively affect the team chemistry or perhaps make it better? Check back with @KCneiss for more news. #TheRealWoj #MeatLover #Ayo

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Really excited to see @Wiffle_House take the field vs @HamShartman in a spring training matchup next weekend. Sources tell me that this could be a possible World Series matchup. Excited to see these two top teams go at it. #TheRealWoj #MeatLover