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Constantly amending.
(He/Him)

I sing -

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Hey everyone!

It's an honour to tell you all that my first book - From Thoughts to Poetry is now listed and available on Amazon.

Link for the same -
https://t.co/EJBjU3uDmi

Do give it a read! I would love to know your thoughts on my work. Thanks a ton!

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I am convinced Mumbai roads are made by Sachin Tichkule

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Clearly man does not receive enough spam calls from banks for zero balance accounts

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🚨 "I propose ending minimum balance penalties so the banking system stops charging people for their poverty," says MP Raghav Chadda.

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Entities named Trust and they do the opposite

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"Let's get them married" tujhe sirf reception ka invite aaya hai bhai

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Saara kaam ab EOD tak karunga (end of decade)

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Birthday par party nahi hawan karwane ka soch raha hu

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I am nerdy enough to misunderstand

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Ha bhai yaha local me khade hone ki jagah mil jaye log khush hojate hai

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Meri nahi sirf shareholder ki value badh rahi hai

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Kya matlab accounts me degree hai to accountability honi chahiye

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Subah garmi, dopahr me baarish, shaam se thand, 24 hours me saare mausam hojate ab

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I believe in work life imbalance, HRs take note

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Mai to sawal bhi nahi puchta par kismat jawab de deti hai

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You'll find cafes with "you're exactly where you need to be" written on their walls when you're at your lowest

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@ahcelaWvanrA Kya matlab koi fein fein karne nahi jaarha

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Need more urdu in bollywood songs

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Selling one Balcony ticket for Gaurav Kapur Standup live at 4:00 PM on Sunday, 21st September.

Dm to me for details.

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@thatbarcagirl Need to know for a friend as well

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@notnatasha_s Mereko to 0.97 ka fayda dikh raha, kya kariyega itni dhan raashi ka

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CGPA but nothing to see in the GPA