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Artistic Director Deviant Septet/Co-founder Brooklyn Brass Quintet/freelance trumpet/faculty NYU/New School/Video Edit&MoGraph. Super-awesome neat-o guy. He/Him

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@deecosteez Mastodon

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Lol trump lost.

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I think I’m about to get a lot less active on here

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What day does the war on Christmas start? Can’t remember because I’ve been seeing Christmas decorations in stores since September.

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Pelinka: Kyrie or Bridges, these are the only options

Wtaf how about not a toxic human???

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@garrt @godoymusic The lid is like $100 at Costco. But also, convection ovens are a thing that exist.

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@garrt @godoymusic Got an instant pot? They make a lid that’s is an air fryer

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True story, there’s still a lot to do

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@juddgreenstein Yes it’s happening. BUT HE UNBLOCKED KATHY GRIFFIN SO IT ISN’T PARTISAN

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@MultiPercussive @PowerBlockDBs LOVE my powerblocks

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@composinghab21 Haven’t seen it but wannnna

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@composinghab21 YES

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@jeremydenk Did you buy a lot of leafy green vegetables when you were at Oberlin?

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Drinking afternoon coffee to try to get my body to comply with my brain for several more hours

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@wetropolitan wow strong agree

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@VeryKatie Maybe his Dom made him apologize, and then wanted him to post about it. It's clearly a sex thing.

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@robhaskins Ok great. Please make a bank check payable to: Saudi Creditors, c/o The Securities and Exchange Commission, attn: not prison

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Today I’m excited to announce my new social media platform tWtR. Everyone gets 3 characters at a time. It costs 43.5 billion dollars per user. Who’s ready for a more intense web 9.0 experience?

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Dear robot, I'm not ACTUALLY going to use machine learning to pack my suitcase. It was a joke. Bleep Bloop

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@deecosteez more intense

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"Renée Fleming makes her highly anticipated return to the Met..." coulda sworn we did a whole "SHE RETIRED" thing... didn't we?

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WHAT? I've heard of it. I just didn't watch it because it's probably terrible because most things that are popular are, because most people are dumb. This is asinine.