Gurjason

Goofball on internet trying to make people smile laugh
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Everyone: I get tsa precheck so I can skip the lines, don’t have to take off shoes and belt, can keep the laptop in the bag etc

Me: I get tsa precheck so I don’t get randomly selected

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Customer: didn’t your people attack the towers

Me: sir we are the 7/11 people not the 9/11 people

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Spoooder man #AcrossTheSpiderVerse

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They should have named this movie Fast-ten your seat belt #FAST10

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Omg Mario is in this movie

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My phone died and I couldn’t get into my car. #tesla #problems

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Step 2: mix everything and cook

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Step 1: gather all ingredients

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Attending my first smash bros tournament. I won my first match!!! (Cause my opponent didn’t show up)

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Jesus is op. Not only can he walk on water, revive himself, turn water into wine but he also has the power to shut down stores and restaurants for the day.

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I love getting randomly selected at airports every single time

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I hope Mario is in this movie

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@CheyeneKL @DuxTKO @Geemoney158 @nanoryuki @Luw_912 @synuba @zb_fusion @ApolloKage It was hilarious!

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Went to my first smash bros tournament and had a ton of fun!! Met some awesome and amazing people like @DuxTKO @Geemoney158 @nanoryuki @CheyeneKL (still salty from the jv4) @Luw_912 @synuba @zb_fusion and many others!! And even got a picture with the winner @ApolloKage!!

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After getting “randomly” selected at the airport, I talked with a tsa agent about anime for like 5 min lol #randomlyselected #anime #tsa

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@hangryegg

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@hangryegg You’ll find them today at a boba shop around 530

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Where did fall go? I need fall weather. The leaves are still falling.

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Hello! Im going to be doing a meme food presentation today if you’re able to come stop by! There’s gonna be lots of fun shenanigans and laughs!

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@hangryegg Bet