Gurning Chimp

Stone Roses fan, Biochemistry graduate, Breville fanatic

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@WkndPlaylist @SnailOB @1walt4it Aqualung -Jethro Tull

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@RockstarGames

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@JimBevan85

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Attempting a Zappa 'stache for #Movember this year. Mrs Chimp reckons it looks more like Duke Caboom from Toy Story.

Honestly, I'll take it.

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@JimBevan85 It means I'll be acting like Johnny Silverhand all month, and she won't know what the Hell is going on ha ha!

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@PolitlcsUK Do something useful for once @UKParliament, you absolute shower.

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@andrewc44104127 Fuckin' disgusting.

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@FacileTalk @qikipedia In theory, yes. Whether or not they're allowed to take a bottle of soy sauce (for chicken and mushroom) or ketchup (for beef and tomato) is unknown. Bombay Bad Boy is outright banned for stinking the place out.

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@FacileTalk @qikipedia Probably. I also think Hot Chocolate and even Bovril are options.

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@FacileTalk @qikipedia No it's like how a power shower works. It's a heating coil in a massive vat of water. The tea bags and things are stashed nearby if I recall correctly.

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@FacileTalk @qikipedia Separate water heater, like what you'd have in a power shower.

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@videotech @guardian 'Rob says Jason can eat a donut in one hand while siping beer with the other '

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Everyone seems to be thinking that the best ending of GTA VI has Jason and Lucia together as a romantic couple and to be fair, marketing is pointing that way

But what if Rockstar is really commenting on toxic relationships and the best ending is where they're NOT together?

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@PolitlcsUK Soon the only site available to under 16's will be the BBC.

Just how they like it.

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@PolitlcsUK So THAT'S why David Walliams World at Alton Towers was closed.

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@GTASixInfo Not a clue, I just let it pre-load over night. I'm not even sure if it's finished yet to be fair.

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@blondngone I was fully expecting you to come back having accidentally booked in December. Ha ha!

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@GrumpyBlokeHQ @PolitlcsUK Eh, some parts you could barely tell the difference if you don't look too hard at the weather! 😜

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@IWebberley @qikipedia Ah-nuldus