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Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life, He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live." -John 11:25

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

Staking/unstaking is back online #GFM $GFM @GoFundMemes

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

$GFM will be a $500M launchpad soon enough @GoFundMemes

[JD @jdale19]

Web3 is full of surprises 🤯

When I bought my $GFM bag in January I never expected I’d end up recruiting new leadership 8 mos later.

Appreciate all DMs from candidates. Fun to meet these chads.

In 2 wks meetings start, then we see where the people’s launchpad goes from here!

[GoFundMeme @GoFundMemes]

It’s time to get real.

GoFundMeme ( $GFM ) is the only launchpad on Solana where 100% of fees go back to holders, traders, and creators.

With the right leadership and resources, this can truly become the people’s launchpad. The one that gives back to users more than any other in the ecosystem.

Since launch, we’ve:
- Reinvented the launchpad model, disrupting a space once dominated by Pump Fun by introducing full revenue redistribution and opening the market to new participants
- Peaked at $120M market cap
- Generated more than $1M in fees, all redistributed to the user base

The tech is solid. The model is proven. The community is ready.

The truth hurts though. Being the first to innovate doesn’t guarantee staying on top.

Deep-pocketed players entered with huge liquidity, whale networks, and creator pipelines. Competing in that environment without capital became an uphill battle.

We built GFM with a 3-person core team. We never sold treasury tokens to fund operations (a noble move at the time, but limited our ability to scale and compete).

Where we are today:
- Fully functional platform with frontend & backend devs still active
- A loyal holder base ready to push marketing and adoption
- @MeteoraAG hosting our servers so we stay operational (Chad move, flowers for Meteora!)

What we need now is a leader who can bring capital, connections, and vision to help GFM grow and prosper.

The original team is willing and eager to see GFM succeed. We’re happy to remain involved in some capacity and open to discussing how we can best support a new leadership team to ensure a smooth and powerful transition.

If you know someone who might have what it takes, please tag them here. If you want to explore this opportunity yourself, reply below or DM @jdale19

The platform works.
The community is here.
The upside is massive.
The only thing missing is the right driver at the wheel.

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

When I found out Jesus was Lord and Savior, I was never the same again too

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino says he will “never be the same after learning what he has learned.”

[Oliver Burdick @oliverburdick]

Donald Trump can’t save you.

Elon Musk can’t save you.

The Pope can’t save you.

Jesus can save you.

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

@lynk0x Follow Jesus to save your soul and be forgiven of your sins because in the end none of that stuff you mentioned will matter unless you have Jesus. Tomorrow isn't promised, give your life to Jesus today.

[Oliver Burdick @oliverburdick]

Noah’s ark is a true story,

The Exodus is a true story,

The Book of Jonah is a true story,

The resurrection of Jesus is a true story.

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

@WinterTruncheon @_WhyCy_ @HockleyTyson Jesus died and raised from the dead on the 3rd day to conquer death for us. The Quran is the false teachings and Muhammad is the false prophet that Jesus was warning everyone about in the Bible. If it was so easy, you would understand

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

@el221985 @RadioGenoa Glorious garbage you mean*. that's your "quran". Your demon possessed pedophile false prophet Muhammad and that concoction of bullshit lies of Satan's words is what is known as the Quran. "I am the truth, the way, and the life. No one comes to the father except through me" -Jesus

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

@user79089 Too bad so sad, you're not reviving either of your coins now. You're not 5 steps ahead, you're 5 chromosomes ahead.

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

@user79089 Elon when is the big reveal?

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

@user79089 does the 79089 represent the number of jeets you've slain?

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

@user79089 Is the pump in the room with us right now?

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

Is the pump in the room with us right now? @user79089

[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

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[Guro the Criptoe Crackhead @Guro_Criptoe]

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