Lifes_Guru

Anxiety, Depression and Bullying. These aren’t just words they are silent ones. If you or anyone you know is going through any one of these, send them my way.

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

When your dogs blind and you sold the couch...

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

@Bowsad0 @CAPArgento__ Did not touch the cable

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

@nahuelzn No it fucking ain’t, the ball has a pressure sensor and it was evidently shown. It never touched. But tbf I ain’t taking insight from someone who does not know who took the goal kick. Useless understanding of the match

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

You touch your screen protector more than your actual phone screen.

Your tongue sits at the top of your mouth.

What do blind people dream about?

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

Just bought a euro millions as it’s my only chance of securing a nuclear bunker x

#ww3 #IranWar

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

So are we just all going to pretend that we aren’t on the cusp of world war three?
#Iran #WorldWar3

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

#NewProfilePic

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

@XboxGamePass @AlxVeNtUs James does not want to be videotaped

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

I threw a muffin wrapper in the bin from a distance successfully and a man sat next to the bin on a bench gave me a nod in appreciation and approval of my successful shot.

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

I just need @MrBeast to walk in to my life and make me do random challenges for money

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

@emma_finance

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

@by_Kernow Good morning, are the T1/T2 services running today?

[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

Beach Club - Ashika Island 📍

Not a vacation
Don’t let cabanas deceive
Grab sand, take cover

QRT with Call of Duty #Warzone2 + #ResurgenceReturns to explore more of the island.

[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

Town Center - Ashika Island 📍

Long range or up close
Through the market’s many stalls
Find the next shootout

QRT with Call of Duty #Warzone2 + #ResurgenceReturns to explore more of the island.

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

#GodofWar #PS5Share, #GodofWar

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

For anyone struggling to play the campaign - try these steps: #ModernWarfareII #ModernWarfare2

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

@thepizzawaffle They about to get these vibes

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

@ATVIAssist hey, I’m tweeting on behalf of my friend; he is unable to get into a game he’s getting ping when searching but it doesn’t find a game, we have tried everything possible can you help?

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

Why does @serjtankian in the song B.Y.O.B 🎸 sound like timone and pumba from @Disney’s The Lion King 🦁 👑

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

@CallofDuty sort your shit out, this carries on you’ll be lucky to have a fan base.

[Lifes_Guru @GuruLifes]

Mine doesn’t see@ to work 😭😭😭