Guru Zanzi

A wandering guru of the digital age. I blend ancient wisdom, humor, and brutal honesty to decode the madness of modern life. Expect riddles, proverbs, and truth

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@ChrisExcel102 Banyana ba ke bafana.

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@KhayaCS Son of African soil.✅

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@AdvoBarryRoux So she married herself?
Basically?

Ke madlozi.

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@ZuluSweG When they grow up!

https://t.co/LM9eedJBD8

[Meshack Bevhula @MeshackBevhulas]

Men are so attached to their moms don’t insult them with their moms, to them that’s violence.

Also, violence is not a solution, we must be mindful of the consequences that violence can produce……….

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@Maletsapa1 Sa!

From Limpopo with Love.
We can’t all be aggressive.
And we appreciate.
We will definitely send December wedding invites as a token of appreciation.

Bayethe.
Si thembe lena.
Our beloved Tšengelans!

Ba re tlhokometse!

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@Ok_Cinema0 Bottom Two.

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@Yknip1 With love from Limpopo.

Bathatheng!

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@Maverick__CW Look at me!

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@BRAINEDECO1 @RealKoenaza Ska wela.

Re nyala di kgaitšedi tša bona in two months.
Marete a tlabe a godile ka morago ga dintwa.

Ga re bo ma tšengelane.
Re ba saseletša ka mazulu!

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@RealKoenaza As if we care.

Ga re batho le di ntwa.
Re ithatela BoMma, Melao, IT le Manyalo.

Tše tša gohlwa re kitimišana le batšwa-ntle re lo go thuba mabenkele, bo tšengelane, bo taxi marshal, le go phela re kwatile, ga se segarena.

We’re not ashamed at all.

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@critic_smart That’s why you will never win anything.
You are watching us build and progress while pointing out what you feel does not sit emotionally with you.
It’s true, the hardest thing about business is minding your own.

Try focusing more on you and see if that won’t improve your life.

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@Globalstats11 These statistics include most of African migrants who are registered to receive medication for free in South Africa.
We’re basically the recovery center for HIV patients in South Africa.

https://t.co/Vfj4l3qzPt

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South Africans have done it again against the government as
Home Affairs withdraws asylum directive.
SAns

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He knew he wasn’t going to win or he should fire his intelligence.

Experts say Trump won't win Nobel
Peace Prize amid Iran war

SAns
Trump
Nobel Price

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Netanyahu calls Nobel Peace Prize winner Pillay a 'bigot'
His office said the Nobel committee had "lost its moral compass" by honouring a jurist whose UN inquiry found Israel committed genocide in Gaza.

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@1b8dae621963451 @News24 No, we’re not bringing that mentality here.
You don’t tell anyone to keep their opinions if they differ from yours. Don’t be a hypocrite.

I mean he’s even calling you fighters.

Trust me, I like CIC and don’t turn him into a dictator. Represent him well.

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@palesaaaaaaaaaa Originally.
He might be staying there now, but he’s not from Durban.

People from Durban don’t have this facial feature.

I just can’t prove it, but dude is from border North West and Northern Cape .those people there have a unique look.

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For fun

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Porch pirate surprise. 😂🤣😂🤣

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@WatcherGuru He’s lying.
We’re still waiting for a huge present from Iran.

Anyway, what is the Kremlin saying about this.

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@holarofLagos1 I thought it was a roller coaster.