Medallica: Minnows vs the World

Aussie podcasters on ground in Paris, covering the countries that have never won an Olympic medal.

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@CraigDrebit Unfortunately truth. Paris OC and IOC changed rules on access to warm up track overnight without telling the athletes, end result is a complete disaster on a global stage in the blue ribbon event for women’s sport. Very yikes

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@Makiradi Denied entry to stadium after missing the official bus and arriving on foot. Disaster

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@cpfcdani Denied entry to stadium after missing the official bus and arriving on foot. Disaster

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Minnow Update: @LanaPudar (Bosnia Herzegovina) ranked 17th after heats of W 100m Butterfly. Will rely on a withdrawal from the top 16 to make the Semis tonight, watch this space #PARIS2024 #Riggustan #Medallica

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Somewhere, the @AFL are wondering why they were universally panned when they put the @sydneyswans and @GeelongCats on garbage barges down the Yarra in 2022 #ParisOlympics2024 #OpeningCeremony

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Live in Paris, we can confirm two things:

1. It is raining in a way that people usually recommending building an Ark for;
2. That has not diminished the Parisian desire to get involved. Bars are packed, restaurants are packed, screens on every street #Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony

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@AustralianOpen @andy_murray I wish I missed anything as much as Kokkinakis misses an open smash

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@natternats Please poll the world about who they would rather be forced to look at after a big night. We’ll wait. And that’s before you even get into the personality. Deadset, @DaniilMedwed has less charm than a homeless guy shitting in a bucket.

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You can tell just by looking at @Josh_Dugan that he’s clearly an animal activist who will stop at nothing to ensure his geese are fed at a regional nightclub #nrl #COVID19nsw

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You’re Belgian?!

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Did anybody else just realize that Belgium a) existed and b) played hockey? The Olympics are wild, man #Olympics2020 #Tokyo2020 #hockey #bel #aus

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Hard part done, now to play for the siren #TokyoOlympics #USAvAUS

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High jump would make the worst reality TV show. “Ok so you have two choices - you can both walk away with the $1 million top prize OR do rock scissors paper and one of you wins $1 million, the other gets like a hundred grand. What do you wanna do?” 🥴 #highjump #olympics

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This has aged well. The last three words mainly #Olympics2021 #tennis #Djokovic #Tokyo2020

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The unruly and disrespectful crowd at the Aus Open is rearing it’s head again. It appears not to be fazing Djokovic, who is playing well . . for a whiny little bitch #AO2021 #AusOpen #tennis

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Simply take this spray that Rig gave salty American fans after Ariarne “The Terminator” Titmus beat Katie Ledecky and apply it to the 200m freestyle

#tokyo2020 #olympics

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We are right behind @ashbarty playing chess when everyone else is playing checkers. Losing early in the Olympics to get more preparation in to win the US Open is a master stroke #Olympics #OlympicGames #Tennis

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@GMA @ErielleReshef Ok but hostages say they’re fine on camera

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@xyu12 @theage We might jump in here because @theage might be busy, but we believe Anzac Eve is a very old wooden ship

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@Reuters Señor Steal Your Abuela