Tristan

Creative Director. Motion Designer. Illustrator.

[Tristan @GusBalderdash]

Sometimes it be like this

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@MilesTincknell Oh dear

[Michael Nayna @MikeNayna]

In 6 days Robin Diangelo will forfeit $22,712 to educate underprivileged children of colour by ignoring a debate request from a woman of colour. We've made several attempts to reach her for comment to no avail. If you have a way to get this to her please do 1/2 @Ayaan @megynkelly

[mat. @MatijsBY]

The Superleague entering world football
#SuperLeague

[Tristan @GusBalderdash]

@skewedio Fuckin told you that shit

[Tristan @GusBalderdash]

@BBCiPlayer why in the name of singed infant retinas did you choose a glaringly bright UI for the kids part of the app? It’s like looking at the sun trying to put on a bit of night garden for bedtime 😖 - the grown-ups get a nice chilled dark BG

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@skewedio It’s gotta be either “new” or “noyer” I’ve never found out which and change in my head every time I read it 😂🤦‍♂️

[Tristan @GusBalderdash]

The worst kinds of kids toys are the ones that demand that you solve them in order to tidy them away

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@JonnyMoran1 NYC is the greatest

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If the #Covid_19 pandemic was #ShaunOfTheDead then I would say that the UK is currently about here:

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@KraftHeinzCo how have you managed to get this far as a company with tins that don’t even stack? What kind of decision is that? 🤦‍♂️

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#MFTC vol 1 now streaming 🙌🙌🙌 what a time to be alive.

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Newborn babies just chillin in the Moses basket be like... #dadlife

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When your #3yearold develops the ability to do the sound from #thegrudge 😨👀

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The day your daughter asks you if she can sit down and watch #thundercats 🙌

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@CadburyUK why don’t you bring back the old gold and purple paper packaging? #nostalgia #thisplasticshitaintrecyclable

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Dear all of the people that speak into the earpiece of their phone when talking on speakerphone; that’s not a microphone, it’s a speaker.

[Tristan @GusBalderdash]

@Sonos pleeease update the design of your mac desktop app! it's so old, I'm fed up with looking at those macaroni fossils and why is it blue? #needeyerefreshment

[Tristan @GusBalderdash]

Fact 1: my daughter corrected me on our distance from galactic central point this evening. Fact 2: she’ll be 3 in August. 🤓⭐️ #galaxysong #lullaby #daddysgirl #dadlife

[Tristan @GusBalderdash]

@Burgertime10 But... it’s in a si- never mind