Gus

short for asparagus. coma survivor. advocate for cats who shower. Scorpio. I’ve been told I resemble “Mike Wazowski”.

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

@GrantMeacham think mark

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

@GrantMeacham shut up noodle boy

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

@Ian_R_Succry He was just trying to protect you from your nickel intolerance.

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve gone to Disney World, I wouldn’t have any nickels.

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

I wish ice cream was hot

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

@Ian_R_Succry

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

I got tested for COVID-19 and the results came back “neutral”

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

#PrayForFlatStanley

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

@Ian_R_Succry You were definitely aware of how your pee smelled when we were at Disneyland in 2011...never forget your roots

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

@Ian_R_Succry You’re actually in the living room. I know that because you’re my cousin.

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

don’t call don’t text

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

This just in: ☹️

[Ian Succry @Ian_R_Succry]

yikes.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

SCRAM. GO HOME. AND STAY THERE!!!

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

@Ian_R_Succry You also forgot to celebrate mine so what’s new😤🙄

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

@Ian_R_Succry I DIDNT lick your transformers yesterday because I’m QUARANTINED to my OWN bedroom. I love you cous, but PLEASE use some common sense.

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

Corona is a mindset. I had it and then I just went for a walk and now it’s gone! It’s 2020, we’re thriving.

[Gus @GusIsANickname]

The Little Mermaid isn’t actually that little. She’s 16. At 16 I was working part time at my cousin Ian’s lemonade stand.