Angus McMillan

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

‘More guns -less deaths!’ This ridiculous message is brought to you by the @NRA. Go figure.

[Dave Gorman @DaveGorman]

Blimey! RT @ThePoke: Brighton's Christmas illuminations are pretty special this year http://t.co/zmI8dna5

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

Christmas Spirit

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

Some people have no luck (via @Bern_Morley)

[Solihull Police @SolihullPolice]

Anyone lost a huge amount of cannabis in the Chelmsley Wood area? Don’t panic, we found it. Please come to the police station to collect it.

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

I think we need to come to terms with the fact that trousers are in crisis. http://t.co/Mv8CT4uf

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

The animals are laughing at us. #trousercrisis http://t.co/cp6v7oew

[Dave Gorman @DaveGorman]

As the utility co.s move to paperless billing I realise I'll never have the ID needed to rent the latest videos from that shop on the HighSt

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

Enjoy your day but please remember: we’re just jumped-up monkeys with hairstyles.

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

Why is fashion? How can we make it stop?

[Angus McMillan @Gus_1982]

@alfa_giulietta Octopussy! Great chase no need for gadgets!!

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Blood still boiling. "This is a Catholic country" http://t.co/p8qW5ALj

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

13yr old just finished 'Lord of The Rings' and said "Why didn't the eagles just fly them there in the first place?'

[Honda UK @Honda_UK]

Want to WIN a Bond Experience weekend for you and three friends? Enter here: http://t.co/vM3zsUxk #Skyfall

[Kevin Cecil @kevcecil]

This morning I am imagining what it would have been like if Johnny Cash had done a slow heartfelt cover of Dizzee Rascal's Bonkers.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Fucking hell there's a fucking Piers Morgan interview on and I can't find the remote.

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

Worst thing about US election is the insight into a world of bigotry, gracelessness and ignorance. Check out this fruitcake: @JoeCienkowski

[Creative Scotland @CreativeScots]

Have you seen the Big Clyde Question Mark at Finnieston Crane in celebration of artist George Wyllie's work? http://t.co/8MeeTCBp #YoCS

[Angus McMillan @Gus_1982]

In about 3 days I've went from following about 8 people to following 82 tweeters. Some are rubbish, its time for a cull!