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[Goose @Gusbus67]

Life is just One Long Phillies Season

[Goose @Gusbus67]

An embarrassing team. My star players act like they don’t even care. They should miss the playoffs at least the Diamondbacks have life right now. Fire everyone. Cotham, Long, Dombroski, fucking everyone. I wish I never met you #Phillies

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

Her name is HIND RAJAB💐🌷
🤞🏾🪶♾❤️

And She was more brave than every single one of you at ESPN

[Goose @Gusbus67]

RIP 🐐

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

“I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.”

- Peter Cullen (1941 - 2026)

[Goose @Gusbus67]

Every Philly team has taken a big swing this year to make their team better...except for the Phillies who have a geriatric GM who goes to bed before most of their games start #FireDombrowski

[Goose @Gusbus67]

Kevin Long is on the Epstein List @Phillies

[Goose @Gusbus67]

I’ve never thought I’d see the Sixers win a game 7. I’m in stock

[Goose @Gusbus67]

Vladar forever #Flyeredup

[Goose @Gusbus67]

I'll see you in hell Kevin Long and Dave Dombrowski

[Goose @Gusbus67]

The Phillies!

[Goose @Gusbus67]

The Sixers?!

[Goose @Gusbus67]

*Drake Maye getting murdered in the Super Bowl*

Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini for some reason

[Goose @Gusbus67]

What a long 6 years but the nightmare is finally over! PATRIOTS ARE BACK IN THE SUPER BOWL

[Goose @Gusbus67]

To reach the Super Bowl we’ll have to take down the king

[Goose @Gusbus67]

Have to change the rules of OT again for Josh Allen it’s such BS that he didn’t get two possessions to win the game

[Goose @Gusbus67]

A little too little a little too late. Blow it up Dombrowski

[Goose @Gusbus67]

The Dodgers were + money tonight and I put 500 on them. This gambling thing is so easy

[Goose @Gusbus67]

Hahahaha Kerkering send Topper to the Jupiter, Florida and retire

[Goose @Gusbus67]

Just no heart. I don’t want to see Bohm or Castellanos on this roster next year. Send Topper to the retirement home