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#JF11

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“i can smell a lie when i hear one” -@allisonemcc

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“that mental illness kicks in and nobody wanna be friends anymore”

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y’all know I love sza more than anything but I gotta say thinking about 200,000 people singing into the universe that they’re gonna kill their ex feels like bad mojo

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everyone’s like “oh wow I feel so old my friends are getting married” but one of my friends just got divorced and THAT makes me feel old

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🤷🏼

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just tried to type “yes absolutely” and it auto corrected to “he’s abstinent”. ???? who ??

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rly sucks that i’m only good at singing when i’m alone in my car

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everytime i tell myself i should stop listening to SOS on repeat i come home and my roommate is also playing SOS on repeat so my question is what is “should” anyway????

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The Delphi case….this is a long time coming .

Sign the petition to help with the case !
https://t.co/2mOupi1MSv

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idk guys i really think white people should still have to go to work on MLK day

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

sorry I didn't text you back for a month. darkness took me. and I strayed out of thought and time. stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. but I'm good now. how are you?

[goose @GussieGaston1]

good conversation starter for the holidays from my dad:
jump up on the coffee table and say “CRITICAL RACE THEORY ! discuss”

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bc apparently this needs saying:
if ur in a restaurant that has a wait time and ur confused/mad abt there still being empty tables, it’s bc of a staff shortage.
if u don’t want shitty service, don’t push servers into 8 section tables.
regardless, be patient and tip better :)

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in case you’re wondering why i posted that lol

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#HungryForMore

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#HungryForMore

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an actual conversation i had at work:

*is fidgeting at host stand*
“what’s that?”
“oh it’s like a fidget toy thing, it helps with anxiety”
“anxiety? girl schools over what is there to be anxious about??”
“haha no this is the uh. chronic kind..”
“oh oh my god i’m so sorry”

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@NateIsBack2 went to the movies & he waited for me to walk away so he could get tickets for a movie 2.5 hrs later. when i asked him what we were gonna do while we were waiting he said “hang out in the hall?”
we walked around downtown instead until he sprinted away, no warning, for a pokemon

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@DHAMPIRIZM

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update: i did it

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Is it a sign? Should I take it as a sign?
??? ??? Do I want to shave it off??? ???