Maddy G

blonde moments are my specialty

[Maddy G @GustafsonMaddy]

I want a husband who will get drunk off wine in a bubble bath w/me🛁🍷

[Maddy G @GustafsonMaddy]

@MattWalshBlog Ed Gein

[Maryam @hell_line0]

a woman tested positive for the BRCA gene and opted to get a double mastectomy without a cancer diagnosis. Then opted for IVF and only transferred embryos that did not have the BCRA gene. Essentially stopping any of her descendants from passing the gene.

Women having choices and access to healthcare is vital. 🩷

[Σ 💫 @TH3GR34735T_1]

I guess I’m going to sue the grocery store for my over eating!

[Julie Banderas @JulieBanderas]

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my IPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet

[Doc 🥇 @backendoc]

“on it bitch” 😭

[𝕶 𝖆 𝖘 𝖘 👹 @codenamevoyd]

Today’s date is 3OH!3, and never trust a hoe.

[shakeia @curlyfro]

this is the funniest community note i’ve ever seen. 😭

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

[Brad Johnson, CFA @brad_johnson6]

“So like how long you been ubering for”

[KBenny_97 @kellyb_76]

@DefiyantlyFree I saw this comment today and I thought that it was perfect

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

President Trump has asked me to do three things:
1. Clean up the corruption in our government health agencies.
2. Return those agencies to their rich tradition of gold-standard, evidence-based science.
3. Make America Healthy Again by ending the chronic disease epidemic.

[Yahoo News @YahooNews]

Remember when Juul vapes were taken off shelves two years ago?

The Food and Drug Administration rescinded its marketing ban on Juul Labs on Thursday, opening the door for the e-cigarettes to come back to stores. https://t.co/Mq5odWofuS

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Patrick Kane is a New York Ranger

[leah @ummleahh]

pls invite me to literally anything this summer lol

[Lisa Danielle @LisaDan24031629]

Johnnys lawyer letting amber know what he thinks of her 😂#AmberHeardlsALiar #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

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