Gustaf

Lover of cider. Unofficial IKEA spokesman Deliverer of Zen and chill vibes. ~The girl who does my hair: EIC:

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I realize Moana isn't the most topical reference, but I just saw it for the 1st time. Alan Tudyk needs to get an award for voicing that 🐥

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These KNORRIG plushies from @IKEA have me wondering. Why didn't Moana bring her pet pig along with her like the chicken? #missedopportunity

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@Quaker should get crazy and launch a twitter account for the quaker. All his tweets would be him having an existential crisis about tech.

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I pray someday my twitter will be as fantastic/magical as @DennysDiner

Teach me your ways oh great and powerful social media coordinator

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BREAKING NEWS!

Moose chases man on 🏌 course in 🇸🇪

@IKEA executives, please start making cute moose plushies.
https://t.co/UxrcFBtKmE

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Had a cold pressed juice today. Think I finally get it. Sorry for any previous sass hipster folks. @IKEA get on that juice train. #choochoo

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Shout out to the Swedish national soccer team for a bonkers finish against France. https://t.co/pxy799OZPb
#outofnowhere #football #soccer

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In 🇸🇪 we don't slide into those DMs, we use a toboggan instead. #ifyakovsmirnoffwerefromsweden
#longhashtags
#whatdoesthishavetodowithIKEA?

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Another example of the excellence of @IKEA

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Q4anA: are there any horror movies where the ghost/spirit does stuff during the day with lights on? Seems like they only get goin' at night.

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Another year, another Eurovision contest where 🇸🇪 doesn't win. Then again, 🇸🇪 doesn't have 100 clones of ABBA. Congrats to 🇵🇹 on the win.

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IKEA is like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. You got to go forward to get out. I find that to be a plus. Also, gene wilder>johnny depp, FYI

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I keep seeing these videos of fidget spinners. But why is nobody giving love to beyblades? Shout out to @beyblade_burst #Original #letitrip

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To my 🇺🇸 friends, does the prime minister of 🇸🇪 look a little like ESPN anchor Chris Berman? Yes/No? Maybe somebody else? I can't place it.

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You know how engines in Phil of The Future could run on milk? Imagine that, but with cider. #Ikea #disney #MidnightThoughts #somebodyhireme

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college girls lookin' for dates for formal and i'm just here like, "I think me + the girl from the @Wendys commercials would get along well

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🎶Sinuses so congested they be callin' me traffic.🎶
An 🍎 a day keeps the 👨‍⚕️ away does not extend to 🍎 cider just FYI. blowin' my 👃 24/7 😭

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I know I usually talk about @IKEA , but I just have to give a shoutout to these Japanese @CocaCola ads from the 80's https://t.co/Wa9YieP4fz

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I know i talk alot about 🇸🇪, but game respects game. Shout out to 🇬🇷, your yogurt is #1 PS: How's a guy get sponsored by @Chobani #hiremeplz

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Biz idea: meal kit service like @blueapron that serves Swedish food. Patent pending. Cash money in the process of being made. #kilosofkronor