I’d like to have a word with whoever decided some animals get to have adaptive camouflage to sneak up on their enemies (looking at you frogs).
I mean could yOu IMAGINE how much fun I could have with that talent?
Only 197 days until baseball is BACK in the 'burg on April 12, 2022! 😱
🗓 Check out the full schedule: https://t.co/0g9t7t0icZ
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I was going to share my Fan Appreciation Night message to the fans, but our intern forgot to take a video (good riddance after tomorrow). So here it is in tweet form:
FredNats fans, let’s talk about how awesome you are. Gus is proud of everyone for waiting an extra year. You sold out 37 of our games this year and that’s amazing. Gus loves his new FredNats family. And I can’t wait to see everyone next year (or tomorrow).
As a last ditch effort to impress the bachelorette from last night, I got my Bachelor’s degree from a super legit online college over night. Alas, she is no where to be seen #foreveralone#GusfortheBachelor